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Old 12th Sep 2015, 12:19
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Old 12th Sep 2015, 17:28
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Thanks Coff, although it is too easy a target - especially as the previous elections of the day have been won by Tom and Jerry!
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Old 12th Sep 2015, 22:52
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Someones got to say it - "The highballs are on me"!
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Old 13th Sep 2015, 00:06
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<sorry I missed the chance to post up an image>

BBC reveals the new Top Gear team, sadly the cuts meant the Stig couldn't be used. So they wanted a Stag instead but someone said "you're having a giraffe mate"

...and that, gentlemen, is how Harold got his new job.


Oh and this one gets my vote so far: And Harold the Giraffe is elected as the leader of this platoon - the second comedy election victory to be announced today!
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Old 13th Sep 2015, 01:19
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How many Giraffes does it need to change a Light Bulb ?

(well he's got to be of some use for something !)
 
Old 13th Sep 2015, 03:58
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Right, if you think you can turn up to work in funny coloured blotchy suits and get away with it, think again! As for you in the giraffe outfit, well ...
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Old 13th Sep 2015, 13:21
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OPEN HOUSE IS NOW CLOSED

I'll throw this one in:

"Harold regretted volunteering for a secret mission in Africa when he discovered he was the bait in flushing out The Rambo Dentist."

However, the WINNER is:

And Harold the Giraffe is elected as the leader of this platoon - the second comedy election victory to be announced today!

Well done Wensleydale - over to you

............
Mentioned in Dispatches:
ShyTorque for a couple of good ones too.
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Old 13th Sep 2015, 15:21
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Well done Wensley
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Old 13th Sep 2015, 15:23
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From the tall to the short perhaps.....


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Old 13th Sep 2015, 17:15
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Yes, this is the latest K9 unit for the war against drugs smugglers.
He can get inside the smallest spaces and holes...
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Old 13th Sep 2015, 17:17
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Now look here, Fido, this is your last chance - where the hell did you bury my Tank?
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Old 13th Sep 2015, 19:04
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This is F.I.D.O. which with our love of military acronyms, stands for:

Ferocious
Intensive
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Old 13th Sep 2015, 19:09
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Well, seeing as Paris Hilton has a handbag dog, I thought I'd get me an ammo pouch dog.
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Old 13th Sep 2015, 19:18
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Hopefully by the end of the war it will be regular size.
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Old 13th Sep 2015, 19:26
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Don't worry he's House Trained ... That's the guy on the right
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Old 13th Sep 2015, 19:31
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Damn, you shrank in the wash.
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Old 13th Sep 2015, 19:37
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I need to invent the pooper-scooper. I am getting sick of having to stash your crap down my trousers.
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Phwooo! .. Hey soldier, did you step in something?
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Bloody budget cuts...
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