Caption competition

[Pontius]

"Eeehh, during the war I used to hold weapons this big in my hands all the time......ended up with a mouth THIS wide for some, unfathomable, reason"

[toptobottom]

Aaaaarrrgghhhhhhhhhh - my feet!!!!!!!!!

[Dan Gerous]

You can huff and puff all you want, mother******, but I'm no little piggy.

[NutLoose]

I am as dry, barren and infertile as the sand I am lying on, but if it's a good seeing to you want, this little puppy will see you satisfied....

[Rather be Gardening]

The leader of the Tottenham riot was found to be a Mark IV Doris, vexed at the price-hike of Fixodent.

[cameltruck]

We hired this mercenary based on his impressive resume. He's fought in all the wars including the big one. Unfortunately we've already paid him up front sir.

[622]

18 year old SAC Miggins finally arrives in Afghanistan after a slight delay at Brize due to the A/C going tech..

[ACW599]

Unhappy with the inadequate response of the Hackney police to the riots, Doris finally took matters into her own hands.

[squeaker]

Government plans to re-introduce National Service, but this time for the Over 65s.
After all, they're the ones who seem really keen on the idea..

[NutLoose]

Initial test clips for the new series of "Some mothers do ave them" showed that Michael Crawford had not aged well.

[Buster Hyman]

Okay, I reckon we should keep the ball rolling here so, without further adieu...(and apologies if this, indeed, is a repeat...it's a big thread now!)

3rd NutLoose: Initial test clips for the new series of "Some mothers do ave them" showed that Michael Crawford had not aged well. (Special mention for machine gummer)

2nd Pontius: "Eeehh, during the war I used to hold weapons this big in my hands all the time......ended up with a mouth THIS wide for some, unfathomable, reason"

This weeks winner...

squeaker: Government plans to re-introduce National Service, but this time for the Over 65s. After all, they're the ones who seem really keen on the idea..

Some good entries, and very topical too...over to you Squeaker!

[NutLoose]

Well done one and all

[toptobottom]

[airborne_artist]

OK - let's keep things moving - so as the originator of this thread I offer up this as your next challenge. If any of the last awardees would like to judge this, please PM me, otherwise I will judge it on 16th August at about 2100A.

[toptobottom]

"...and then I say, 'I now proudly announce this new branch of Dixons - OPEN!', right?"

[Dan Gerous]

So if the press start asking questions, just leave it to me. I'll do the talking.

[exairman]

And you promise you won't shoot when I go over there?

[Buster Hyman]

PM visits White Hart Lane

[Rather be Gardening]

"So it's 5 points for a hoody, 10 points for anything answering to the name of Milliband, and 20 points for any gun-toting old ladies, right?"

[Wander00]

That one on the right, in the blue hoody.

or

No, wait, get the other Milliband - he's more of a threat