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Old 3rd Jan 2014, 23:42
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Waadaayamean the air mobility staging area lacks amenities ? It is just fine as my boys tell me they have installed seating and everything !

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Old 4th Jan 2014, 00:08
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Whilst the tradition of ****ting in another platoons foxhole continued, there was a little more class in applying it these days...

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Ahh, that's better...mission accomplished!
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Old 4th Jan 2014, 07:47
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Sun headline.

WMD found in desert dump.
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Old 4th Jan 2014, 10:07
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Afghanistan: it's still a ****hole, but it's better than it used to be.
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Old 4th Jan 2014, 10:21
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Prince Harry finally gets to sit on the throne
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Old 4th Jan 2014, 11:34
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Tommy was totally engrossed in thinking up a suitable caption for the latest competition and only after looking up did he realise he was the lone survivor of a nuclear holocaust.
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Old 4th Jan 2014, 12:22
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Buster to Nutty....

"Hey Mate....I'm painting down here.....mind shifting over as I need the light!
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Old 4th Jan 2014, 12:25
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Hurry up will you Jenkins there is a queue just busting to go.
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Old 4th Jan 2014, 12:34
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"Sorry old bean, we haven't had the toilet paper delivered yet, The wind is getting up, so when your done, just bend over and sand blast it clean"
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Old 4th Jan 2014, 12:55
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Indeed, if that is Harry on the throne, then we're about to see a Royal Flush...
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Old 4th Jan 2014, 14:01
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"Excuse me, but why do you call it the Buster Bidet."


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Old 4th Jan 2014, 15:29
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Either

1. Because it knocks a nut or two loose, or it that the Coffman Starter that does it?

2. Just like the aussie cricket team it gets one up one's ar$e?

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Old 4th Jan 2014, 22:07
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Dwayne started reading that due to sequestration the support behind him was all a pile of .
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Old 5th Jan 2014, 00:07
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It's called the Buster Bidet because it's ready, anytime, anywhere, and gets all the **** from this thread!!!
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Old 5th Jan 2014, 00:11
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War is hell !
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Old 5th Jan 2014, 00:13
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Coff Coff....some days you have to go so bad it feels like you are going to Buster your Nuts loose
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Old 5th Jan 2014, 00:16
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Private Buggins finally found the appropriate venue to read Stars and Stripes
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Buster fooled no one.....as everyone knew he was just looking at the pretty piccies!


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Camp Leatherneck boasted of the World's Smallest Library.....only one Porcelain Chair and one ten year old magazine. Almost like any NHS Waiting Room less the Chair.
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Old 5th Jan 2014, 12:15
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Just goes to show that the US military is not as full of s**t as it used to be.
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Old 5th Jan 2014, 12:45
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The sudden withdrawal from Afghanistan caught many by surprise!
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