Caption competition

[Pontius]

Oh, how we laughed as Colonel Woo realised what was coming next as a result of his hat indiscretion.

[Wander00]

Any of you who stops laughing before I do, dies.

[Danny42C]

Small things amuse small minds !

[ValMORNA]

"So I said to the marching girls, 'Get those legs raised higher; you won't drop anything!'"

[JAVELINBOY]

Bernard Manning's love child entertains the troops

[PingDit]

OK, time to draw this one to close!
Some brilliant entries as usual - thank you one and all.

I have to say that the one that tickled me the most was from:

Flap Track 6 with:

'The Dear Leader's bodyguards dissolve into giggles when he turns his back on them and they realise his barber has shaven T W A T on the back of his head.'

Well done and take it away FT6!

Ping

[CoffmanStarter]

Well played FT6

[Stanwell]

Yep, well done FT6.
Simple, but it got me giggling too.

[Wander00]

Love it - brilliant - well done

[Flap Track 6]

Thank you. Here's the next one ...

[c52]

DC: "My hair colour is entirely natural."

[Buster Hyman]

Clap...if you have the clap!

[HeloSammy]

"...und zee preist says 'Rectum? Damn near killed him!!'"

[Buster Hyman]

Ha, ha! Oh David, you're quoting Fawlty Towers again. That never gets tired in Germany.....

[Buster Hyman]

...and then, he got back to London and said, "Peace in our time!"

[Wensleydale]

Corbyn said what?

[Wensleydale]

..and so he asked de Galle if it included all the soldiers buried in France.

[Wensleydale]

...he got drunk one night and fell out of the machine gun tower.

[Wensleydale]

Alex Salmond has applied to be the next President of the European Council.

[dazdaz1]

So the Bishop replied to the actress.............