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Old 8th Mar 2017, 13:53
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Right, I think we should detonate it here. Looking around, it can only improve things.
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Old 8th Mar 2017, 15:28
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"I think we should notify the Receiver of Wrecks !"
 
Old 8th Mar 2017, 15:31
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"Is it Flosam or Jetsam ?"
 
Old 8th Mar 2017, 16:45
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We're doing everything we can to get him out, Mrs Miggins. But when he told you he'd found a toy submarine, didn't you think it might be a good idea to check it for yourself before letting him play with it?
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Old 8th Mar 2017, 20:37
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The Navy first became aware of "issues" with the Submarine Branch, when a photograph appeared seeming to show a torpedo being given a last minute medical and a "goodbye hug", prior to being "released back into the wild".
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Old 8th Mar 2017, 21:12
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Treaders, a 100 kilos of amatol flavoured bratwurst is on its way to you as a thank you present. Enjoy!
Bless you PW! I need a good clearout...

Caption: Good Christ, STAND CLEAR! It's Charles Wells Bombardier...!
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Old 8th Mar 2017, 21:24
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Bloody clever these Japanese, but he still wont come out of it. Says the Emperor would never surrender.
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Old 8th Mar 2017, 21:46
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Bust a Crab.

Note for those too young:- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lionel_Crabb#Body_found"]

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Old 9th Mar 2017, 03:11
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Blathering-Smyth failed to realize how redundant the Stethoscope would be upon the Device detonating.
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Old 9th Mar 2017, 08:08
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HMS Astute's deployment to Brobdingnag was not going to plan...
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Old 9th Mar 2017, 09:00
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"It seems to be full of bierwurst. The Blockade is clearly working."
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Old 9th Mar 2017, 09:46
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It says, 'if found return to Dynarod'
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Old 9th Mar 2017, 09:55
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This is all we have left from the Hermes after the scrapyard got involved.
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Old 9th Mar 2017, 10:10
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Originally Posted by SASless
Blathering-Smyth failed to realize how redundant the Stethoscope would be upon the Device detonating.
Not to mention the potential to do serious damage to his hearing.
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Old 9th Mar 2017, 10:14
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I think you're on to something here Fotherington. It may well be an X-craft. I can hear the clinking of glasses in the wardroom!
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Old 9th Mar 2017, 10:39
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"Very good submarine - we stole design for Russian Kilo."
"Yes, Kim, but the drawings are in metres. You've built it in inches..."
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Old 9th Mar 2017, 10:55
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From the mysterious device emerged two tentacles. Before Baxter could react they reached out to him, attached themselves to his head, and began to suck out his brain.
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Old 9th Mar 2017, 10:59
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Q: Why are these 3 men in mortal danger?
A: None of them are wearing a hi-vis jacket.
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Old 9th Mar 2017, 12:31
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"If you press it close to your ear, you're supposed to hear the sound of the sea !"
 
Old 9th Mar 2017, 12:34
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