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BBC reveals the new Top Gear team, sadly the cuts meant the Stig couldn't be used. So they wanted a Stag instead but someone said "you're having a giraffe mate"
...and that, gentlemen, is how Harold got his new job.
Oh and this one gets my vote so far:
And Harold the Giraffe is elected as the leader of this platoon - the second comedy election victory to be announced today!