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"Its my chuff chart with days to do, when it reaches zero it bangs me out through the hatch in my ceiling
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The red button sends the command to instantly launch all the V-Force with no recall while the green button orders the Mess to send me up a cup of tea.........or was it the other way round.
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"Yes, it's the future, they're calling it Decca Tans, BAe have miniaturised it for us, though we are having problems installing it and the moving map display you see behind you in the cockpits, but BAe assure use they can modify our cockpits to fit it in"
Right, now planning for this retirement do for several "stars", we start with all of us in the cockpit of the Dakota, that should work OK, then at the Dining Out, everyone will have a little styrofoam Tucano to fly
No, Sir, the big number is the number of volunteer gliding instructors who have quit since I stopped Air Cadet gliding and the even bigger number is the number of cadets who have left. The small number is the amount of money saved.........
Because we've outsourced all our support functions to Babcock, nobody here has the foggiest idea how to switch it on. I've got them on the phone, but it just says I'm number two in the queue.
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Well ... as far as I can tell Sir, you can have a ...
Affogato, Americano, Café Bombón, Café au Lait, Caffé Corretto, Café Crema, Caffé Latte, Caffé Macchiato, Café Mélange, Cafe Mocha, Cappuccino and Espresso
I just want a Standard NATO and make it snappy Group Captain !
Affogato, Americano, Café Bombón, Café au Lait, Caffé Corretto, Café Crema, Caffé Latte, Caffé Macchiato, Café Mélange, Cafe Mocha, Cappuccino and Espresso
I just want a Standard NATO and make it snappy Group Captain !