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Old 17th Sep 2015, 11:37
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"Captain says, can some of you hop over to the other wing - it's a devil of a job to keep this thing in trim !"
 
Old 17th Sep 2015, 11:43
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Airbus A400M aircraft goes Tech just before filming of Mission Impossible V.....Replacement aircraft found at short notice ....Director says it will photoshop out...
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Old 17th Sep 2015, 12:39
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How tight does the elastic band need to be Sir
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Old 17th Sep 2015, 12:46
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Arsemetric Flight
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Old 17th Sep 2015, 12:55
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Captain. The Cabin Crew have pointed out that whilst the cockpit door is secure from physical entry, it does not prevent your noxious gasses from entering the cabin and the passengers are most upset with you...
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Old 17th Sep 2015, 12:56
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Clear, engine one...
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Old 17th Sep 2015, 12:56
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You're right Alf, it is a taildragger!
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Old 17th Sep 2015, 13:35
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With ISD for the 1952 procurement of a new multi-crew escape trainer rapidly approaching, the trials team was beginning to understand its limitations.
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Old 17th Sep 2015, 13:41
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"Bully!"

"And don't come back!"
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Old 17th Sep 2015, 13:57
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You cannot all be playing "Jaws"
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Old 17th Sep 2015, 14:33
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'Contact'.....
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Old 17th Sep 2015, 14:40
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Ways to make parachuting more risky No.7

or

"I'm not letting go and you can't make me!"
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Old 17th Sep 2015, 15:55
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So that's what Navy Pilots mean by 'Hang it on the Prop'
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Old 17th Sep 2015, 15:56
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Old 17th Sep 2015, 16:20
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Sorry, Skipper, it won't start
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Old 17th Sep 2015, 18:03
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Hurry up... Sorry not letting go till I see the green light



I have an idea, simpler to... just... step... out... the... door?
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Old 17th Sep 2015, 18:15
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Hoskins considered exploring Vmca.
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No,, you cannot all have a fag at the same time
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Old 17th Sep 2015, 18:30
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As the migrant crisis worsens across Europe, these refugees were heard to be shouting "Not yet you fool, we are over Milton Keynes. I would rather be back in Damascus" .
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Hoskins have you been Low Flying again ...
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