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Old 14th Aug 2015, 08:54
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Oi you, get down. The course is "hand-swinging", not "lead-swinging"
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Old 14th Aug 2015, 08:57
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Oi..Can't you read..."Keep Hanz clear of prop"
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Old 14th Aug 2015, 09:22
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Stolen Mercedes-Benz badges had become a status symbol around the base.
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Old 14th Aug 2015, 10:44
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These days Klaus preferred a feathered prop than a feathered eiderdown
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Old 14th Aug 2015, 12:19
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Herr July. Luftwaffe Monthly.

Last edited by Buster Hyman; 14th Aug 2015 at 12:20. Reason: *Just saw Coffmans entry
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Old 14th Aug 2015, 12:50
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A little late on the round out Hoskins!

{Sorry I couldn't resist that one, or:-}



By undoing the prop lug nuts with his buttocks Hoskins proved he was officer material.
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Old 14th Aug 2015, 13:20
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Got to hand it to you Fritz. You clearly fly lower than anyone else in the squadron!
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Old 14th Aug 2015, 13:26
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Start her up & let's see Herr Flick!
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Old 14th Aug 2015, 14:19
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I have an idea, after the war I'm going to name it a spin dryer, removes all water at 3000 Revs.
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Old 14th Aug 2015, 14:54
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"Clear Prop"
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Old 14th Aug 2015, 15:48
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"That's a typical shabby Nazi trick !"
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Old 14th Aug 2015, 16:53
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Hans finally got a Proper job!
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Old 14th Aug 2015, 17:15
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"Tired Nature's Sweet Repose" ?

(What is that thing stuck on the port side ?)

Achtung - Sichtbar Fart !

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Old 14th Aug 2015, 19:08
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"Get down or you're chopped!"
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Old 14th Aug 2015, 19:28
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As soon as he woke up Fritz regretted inviting the Abbeville Boys to his stag night...
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Old 14th Aug 2015, 19:29
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Plt Off Prune completely misunderstood the concept of "sleeping with the boss"
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Old 14th Aug 2015, 19:55
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"Ve have ways to make you talk Englander"
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Old 14th Aug 2015, 21:09
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He said prop jobs turn him on, let's not disappoint him eh?
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Old 14th Aug 2015, 21:16
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Er, you have flown one of these before?
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Old 14th Aug 2015, 22:22
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Allied bombing had caused such a shortage of governer balls, that desperate measures had been implemented to find a workable substitute. Not all would end well.
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