Caption competition

[Wensleydale]

Can you set light to a fart?

[NutLoose]

If Carlsberg did female flying suits, they'd be the best flying suits in the world.....






Wensleydale,


It is well known women do not fart, this is solely due to the fact they cannot shut up long enough to build up the required back pressure....


prepare for incoming.

[Danny42C]

Not Captions !

Wensleydale,

So I'm told (it is mainly methane - North Sea Gas - after all).


Nutloose,

If that's what's being modelled here, I'm all for it !

[Hempy]

lovely round-out there Hoskins!

[CoffmanStarter]

No ... Australia's 8 Wickets arn't up here

[PingDit]

"Does my bum look big in this?"

[Mr Oleo Strut]

Nor are their bails!

[Danny42C]

" Vive la ‎différence !"

[NutLoose]

Cor look at those petals

[NutLoose]

A bird up the chuff is worth two by the hand....

[Danny42C]

What the butler saw !

[Buster Hyman]

A couple of tail draggers.....

[Danny42C]

"I think it's supposed to be the Tunnel of Love - why would they need two tunnels ?"

[Wensleydale]

I'm sure that I dropped that box of gel somewhere!

[Dan Gerous]

Ivan, get out of there. You know Vladimir doesn't like men going up the rear.

[DirtyProp]

Judging call coming soon, boys.
Bring your best one out!

[Kiltrash]

Nope I cant see this Cameltoe either

[Danny42C]

"I cannot see the Signal !"

[EyesFront]

Unexpected items in the bagging area...

[Buster Hyman]

^^^ ^^^