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Old 10th Aug 2015, 03:46
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The Four Knifemen of the Apocalypse ?
 
Old 10th Aug 2015, 07:04
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Whoah, chaps!
Just 'cos you were offloaded doesn't say you're not loved and needed.
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Old 10th Aug 2015, 07:26
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The applicants for the MOD Guard Force had reached the interview stage.
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Old 10th Aug 2015, 10:19
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Uumm Jeremy, .......just wondering if the knife might be more dangerous if we held it in one of our hands?
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Old 10th Aug 2015, 11:01
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Hey Jonah, knife throwing target duty sucks, ey bro?
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Old 10th Aug 2015, 11:12
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Critics accuse the BBC of jumping further on board the politically correct bandwagon as the new professional dancers for Strictly Come Dancing are introduced to the public.
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Old 12th Aug 2015, 04:54
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The new Flight Attendants for Alitalia, at the graduation of their "Customer Service" course.
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Old 13th Aug 2015, 19:28
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Where Art Thou Tash ...
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Old 13th Aug 2015, 19:47
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"Look, I'm sorry you guys were chopped from EFT but it's no good getting emotional about it".
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Old 13th Aug 2015, 19:54
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Terribly sorry, school holidays + nights don't make for much PPRuNe time!

Anyway, I do declare the winner to be:

Wensleydale with;
Some of the applicants for the MOD's Drug Testing Team had misunderstood the posts' terms of reference.
Next!!
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Old 13th Aug 2015, 20:10
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Well done Wensley
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Old 14th Aug 2015, 06:43
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Gosh...Thanks Tash.


Lets try this one......


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Old 14th Aug 2015, 06:48
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Yes ... My Aircrew underwear includes Y-Fronts
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Old 14th Aug 2015, 06:57
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And here's the REAL reason why 3 bladed props are better than 2 or 4....
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Old 14th Aug 2015, 06:59
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"Clear prop!"
"Aw, c'mon Capt. 5 more minutes, please..."
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Old 14th Aug 2015, 07:07
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Any experienced AC knows not to kip on the leading edge...
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Old 14th Aug 2015, 07:18
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The maintenance team were adamant that they propped up Hoskins all the time.
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Old 14th Aug 2015, 07:20
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Mate, get off or I'll start it up...then you'll be screwed!
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Old 14th Aug 2015, 07:54
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Fleet Air Arm 1940 'Pin Up' ... 'Lt February'
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Old 14th Aug 2015, 08:50
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The good news Chief, we finally got the prop balanced....but the bad news, we may be a man down.
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