Right-o! Weekend is here, and time for a new piccy so I can watch the Poms get the living suitcase beaten out of them and can take the opportunity to catch up to Nutty in the PC...(get well soon you Dad-Joke expert you!)
Coming in 3rd with the "Perfect Segway" award is...Martin with:
"Nazi sergeant give me nice flowers, but officer didn't want to swap horse for pig. Wouldn't fit in aeroplane."
In second with the "Greg Norman award" is ...Coffman with:
Messrs Clarkson, Hammond and May begin filming their new East European TV show ... 'Top Steed'
And this weeks winner of the "Brave New Russia" award is.........
Hydromet with:
Cossacks today aren't what they used to be.
Over to you...