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Old 6th Apr 2011, 21:18
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"Squad; all together now"
"I'm a lumberjack, and I'm OK...."

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Having already sacked all the foresters prior to the privatisation that didn't happen, the Government decided to kill two birds with one stone by employing Libyan refugees to keep the forests going. They even had their own overalls!
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Old 6th Apr 2011, 21:28
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"The remaining troops available for the impending royal wedding vowed not to disappoint the future King and Queen."
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Old 6th Apr 2011, 22:52
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And so, the Fidel Castro Clone wars began....
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Old 7th Apr 2011, 02:37
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...and the final closing down ceremony of the Nimrod squadrons concluded with a march past of the remaining Masters who had all grown beards to show their disgust...
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Old 7th Apr 2011, 06:49
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Here we go then, 3rd place to witty Vitamin Gee with:

Algerian CAS to Procurement Minister: "When I said I wanted effin' Harriers I did not mean Farriers!"

2nd place to Buster with:

"One, two, three, four, who's a pretty boy..."

And today's chortlemeister is 622 with:

'WRAF disbandment parade...lost photo ! '
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Old 7th Apr 2011, 09:39
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.....****!

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Old 7th Apr 2011, 10:42
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Surely Buster, it should have been

"two, three, four, who's a pretty boy..."
As one does not appear to come into the equation of late...
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Old 7th Apr 2011, 12:00
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Many thanks...

Try this !


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Old 7th Apr 2011, 12:18
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"No, you're right, there's definitely something wrong with the flap jacks".
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Old 7th Apr 2011, 13:07
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Red Bull gives you wiiiiiings!
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Old 7th Apr 2011, 13:19
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As one does not appear to come into the equation of late...
Oh hardy fg har!!!


My next entry for second place....

Okay...put her in gear NOW!!!!

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Oh...I thought you said deploy the chaps.
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Old 7th Apr 2011, 18:25
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Lift fairies in training.
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Old 7th Apr 2011, 18:59
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Will someone please point out to Dean who is standing in the way, that this isn't a flipping ice skating rink and Torvil isn't coming...

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Ryanair after seeing how standing passengers work on buses. trial their new standing pax scheme.

or

Those in the know on the subject of blue ice from aircraft toilets were smart enough to position themselves outboard.

or

'ere whats that fluid coming off the inboard wing? it smells like sh+t and tastes like Racasan.....

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Old 7th Apr 2011, 19:45
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Don't put it in first!

Try a higher gear.
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Old 7th Apr 2011, 20:31
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As another way to cut costs Ryanair save taxying fuel and ground handling charges by getting the passengers to push the aircraft to the end of the runway.
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Old 7th Apr 2011, 20:40
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Lionel Richie's comeback gig wasn't quite what he expected.
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Old 7th Apr 2011, 22:05
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The sad state of the British Aerospace industry hit a new low when Bruce, the Orange Wiggle, had to explain the theory of flight to BAe executives.
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Old 7th Apr 2011, 22:32
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"If the green crowd are so bothered about jet fuel burn trashing the environment, maybe we should get them to push..." dreamed Willie Walsh
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Old 8th Apr 2011, 02:46
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"Hands On Management Training underwhelmed the of the Ivory Tower Brigade!"
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David Copperfield found it easy to elevate himself 3' in the air, but in dress rehearsals he needed a little help with the aircraft
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