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Old 3rd Oct 2018, 12:21
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The Third Officer, having absolutely nothing to do, engaged in a quick game of Pocket Pool!
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Old 3rd Oct 2018, 14:11
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The early Nespresso machine on the starboard gondola wall was a clear indicator of advanced technology.
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Old 3rd Oct 2018, 17:25
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"Steady as she goes, Helmsman !"
 
Old 3rd Oct 2018, 17:27
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"I thought you had brought the maps !"
 
Old 3rd Oct 2018, 22:27
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"Message from Engineering Sir, they request when you require venting that you desist on shouting down the voice tube Gas! Gas! Gas! as it is sending some of his ex service crew into a right tiss"
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Old 3rd Oct 2018, 22:29
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"Message from Mrs Portesque in berth 4a, she says her husband went up top to take a stroll on the promenade after lunch and hasn't returned"
"Errr, we do not have a promenade"
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Old 3rd Oct 2018, 22:37
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"Nearly there Captain, which mast do you want me to head for"
"One moment No 1 while I finish mast debating"
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Old 3rd Oct 2018, 22:38
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Old 3rd Oct 2018, 22:40
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"I hear the Nav is down the back with a grappling hook trying to snag roadsigns again"
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Old 4th Oct 2018, 00:04
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Damn there is never a set of binoculars around when I need them !
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Old 4th Oct 2018, 00:06
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I am sure looking forward to the day I can drive this thing sitting down !
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Old 4th Oct 2018, 00:08
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What was that ring ?

It was either the engine room telling us something is very wrong, or a signal to pull the cord that flushes the ladies loo....
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Old 4th Oct 2018, 00:56
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"I see we have some hangers on still on the guide lines, remind me to pop down the Labour Exchange when we get back to pick up some more labourers No 1"
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Old 4th Oct 2018, 01:35
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"I put down Gondolas as my first choice of posting out of Dartmouth, as I always fancied punting along the Venetian canals with a couple of hot Italian chicks on board, and the bloody Admiralty posted me here"
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Old 4th Oct 2018, 02:31
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Off the air for a long weekend from tonight, so judging later today. Keep them coming!

My thoughts, just to share:
"Hoskins! Stop you fool! That's the speaking tube down to the Nav's table!"

"So this thing has been fitted with a glass cockpit? Not quite what I was expecting."

Zeppelin Works Full Motion Simulator in action, Sadly, visuals had not kept up with the technology - " Ok Helmsman, we're lined up on the hangar......keep her steady......watch out for those 3 trees on the right"
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Old 4th Oct 2018, 06:46
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"ICEBERG! DEAD AHEAD!!!!"
"Hoskins you blithering fool, we're an Airship and....GEEZUZZ THAT'S EVEREST!!! HARD TO PORT!!!!"
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Old 4th Oct 2018, 06:48
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Right-o chaps! This is our last job for the day. A shipment of Nail Guns to Berlin. Couldn't be simpler!
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Old 4th Oct 2018, 07:02
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Mr Spock you have the con, I am popping down to see Nurse Chapple. I have a itch that needs scratching
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So Gene that idea you have to boldly go where no man has gone before has legs but I think the idea of traveling faster than a man with a red flag needs some work
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Mr Martin, Mr Baker, I know you have this crazy idea about getting out of a airship in an emergency, but please bring back the comfy chairs.
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Old 4th Oct 2018, 08:04
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"Ah can na stop it C'ptn but the bladders leakin'"

"Well use the pee tube Mr Scotty"

"Nay c'ptn, no ma' bladder "
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Old 4th Oct 2018, 09:19
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All of the crew were selected because of their lightning reactions. . . .

Fortunately there is no lightning about at the moment.
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