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The Third Officer, having absolutely nothing to do, engaged in a quick game of Pocket Pool!
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The early Nespresso machine on the starboard gondola wall was a clear indicator of advanced technology.
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"Message from Engineering Sir, they request when you require venting that you desist on shouting down the voice tube Gas! Gas! Gas! as it is sending some of his ex service crew into a right tiss"
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"Message from Mrs Portesque in berth 4a, she says her husband went up top to take a stroll on the promenade after lunch and hasn't returned"
"Errr, we do not have a promenade"
"Errr, we do not have a promenade"
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"Nearly there Captain, which mast do you want me to head for"
"One moment No 1 while I finish mast debating"
"One moment No 1 while I finish mast debating"
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"I hear the Nav is down the back with a grappling hook trying to snag roadsigns again"
Damn there is never a set of binoculars around when I need them !
I am sure looking forward to the day I can drive this thing sitting down !
What was that ring ?
It was either the engine room telling us something is very wrong, or a signal to pull the cord that flushes the ladies loo....
It was either the engine room telling us something is very wrong, or a signal to pull the cord that flushes the ladies loo....
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"I see we have some hangers on still on the guide lines, remind me to pop down the Labour Exchange when we get back to pick up some more labourers No 1"
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"I put down Gondolas as my first choice of posting out of Dartmouth, as I always fancied punting along the Venetian canals with a couple of hot Italian chicks on board, and the bloody Admiralty posted me here"
Off the air for a long weekend from tonight, so judging later today. Keep them coming!
My thoughts, just to share:
"Hoskins! Stop you fool! That's the speaking tube down to the Nav's table!"
"So this thing has been fitted with a glass cockpit? Not quite what I was expecting."
Zeppelin Works Full Motion Simulator in action, Sadly, visuals had not kept up with the technology - " Ok Helmsman, we're lined up on the hangar......keep her steady......watch out for those 3 trees on the right"
My thoughts, just to share:
"Hoskins! Stop you fool! That's the speaking tube down to the Nav's table!"
"So this thing has been fitted with a glass cockpit? Not quite what I was expecting."
Zeppelin Works Full Motion Simulator in action, Sadly, visuals had not kept up with the technology - " Ok Helmsman, we're lined up on the hangar......keep her steady......watch out for those 3 trees on the right"
Mr Spock you have the con, I am popping down to see Nurse Chapple. I have a itch that needs scratching
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So Gene that idea you have to boldly go where no man has gone before has legs but I think the idea of traveling faster than a man with a red flag needs some work
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Mr Martin, Mr Baker, I know you have this crazy idea about getting out of a airship in an emergency, but please bring back the comfy chairs.
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So Gene that idea you have to boldly go where no man has gone before has legs but I think the idea of traveling faster than a man with a red flag needs some work
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Mr Martin, Mr Baker, I know you have this crazy idea about getting out of a airship in an emergency, but please bring back the comfy chairs.
I don't own this space under my name. I should have leased it while I still could
"Ah can na stop it C'ptn but the bladders leakin'"
"Well use the pee tube Mr Scotty"
"Nay c'ptn, no ma' bladder "
"Well use the pee tube Mr Scotty"
"Nay c'ptn, no ma' bladder "