Caption competition

[CoffmanStarter]

Lipizzaner ? No ... I don't like Italian food

[superq7]

Episode 26, Pike joins the Russian army.

[Danny42C]

"♫ .....I've got the guy right here, his name is Paul Revere...... ♫ "

[PingDit]

Ivan Petrovski seems to have got the wrong end of the stick following press comments that it'd be wonderful if they were a 'fewer car nation'.

[Danny42C]

Dobbin (thinks) "All very nice - but I'd sooner have a bunch of carrots !"

[squeaker]

"Bunch of Pansies!!"
"Actually Ducky, I think they're Chysanths.."

[Danny42C]

"John Gilpin at his horse’s side
Seized fast the flowing mane,
And up he got, in haste to ride,
But soon came down again;"

(Cowper)

[Arm out the window]

[Arm out the window]

Let's see if that bus is still 'Happy' when I dump a pile of recycled hay on the road ...

[622]

Greek Army 2016

[Danny42C]

"Damn' Hay Fever !"

[Wensleydale]

In a surprise move, President Putin has announced Alan Titchmarsh as the new head of the Russian Armed Forces.

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

Feted by the crowds, the Russian Army of Occupation parades down Islington High Street. The Mayor welcomed the new overlords, commenting

"They're a lot less left wing than Jeremy Corbyn"

[CoffmanStarter]

Messrs Clarkson, Hammond and May begin filming their new East European TV show ... 'Top Steed'

[DirtyProp]

Yes Mr. cameraman, my unit has been Epa and Lgbt certified.
Our engagement rules, you ask?
Well, first we establish contact on fb.....

[Danny42C]

Ride 'im, Tovarich !

[ValMORNA]

CoffmanStarter,


Your #30721, . (not that I would want to suggest you should win - again.)

[Danny42C]

"Well, it'a a bit more exciting than a donkey ride on the sands !"

[Hydromet]

Cossacks today aren't what they used to be.

[Danny42C]

How they brought the Good News from Ghent to Aix ! (Robert Browning)