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Old 11th Nov 2013, 21:40
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Can you give it a good look over chief?
I came in a bit low over our lines and I think I may have hit something..
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Old 11th Nov 2013, 22:12
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"Sir!! If you could please keep the dam thing still I might be able to hit something useful"
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Old 11th Nov 2013, 22:19
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New bird strike trials found anything smaller than a pigeon was somewhat challenging
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Old 11th Nov 2013, 23:55
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After running out of ideas, the Skunkworks turns to Hollywood. This week, they watched the Chronicles of Riddick.

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The accuracy of meat bombing skyrocketed with the A-10.
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Old 12th Nov 2013, 09:00
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"Excuse me Sir but I need a wee".
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Old 12th Nov 2013, 18:57
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Got ma gun an ma hawg. Am a Angel now.
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Old 12th Nov 2013, 19:08
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PULL!



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Old 12th Nov 2013, 23:09
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"What do you mean you have to fit a dump valve?"


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"Sorry mate we have had to scrub the mission, Marine A has been removed from the stb pylon"
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Old 13th Nov 2013, 07:27
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"I'm sure he's cheaper than a Wescam, but can he sparkle?
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Old 13th Nov 2013, 08:20
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The original version was Ronnie Corbett and a loud hailer, but he was found to be too short
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Old 13th Nov 2013, 08:30
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One day, when our Drone Overlords assume control of the Planet...
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Old 13th Nov 2013, 11:50
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Ok, Nutty, Buster's score to beat is 78.
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Old 13th Nov 2013, 19:56
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Okay everyone, some crackers to choose from so calling finals gear down, judging at 2100z tomorrow! Anyone for a last flourish.......
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Old 13th Nov 2013, 20:00
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RAF Regt Gunner steals uniform in an attempt to get outside the wire.
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Old 13th Nov 2013, 21:17
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Hah you fighter pukes only have "F 16's" on your flight line, we have "M 16's" on ours !
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Old 13th Nov 2013, 21:21
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Pvt Bloggins was determined to win the ten dollar bet that he could go "Faster than a speeding bullet"
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Old 13th Nov 2013, 21:22
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Danger Close
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Old 13th Nov 2013, 21:25
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They tried flying Big Bertha under the other wing but it resulted in an asymmetric flap situation.
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Old 14th Nov 2013, 06:47
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For the remake of the Great Escape ... the Director wanted to pep up the scene where Capt. Virgil Hilts tries to jump the Border Wire into Switzerland
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Old 14th Nov 2013, 09:04
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"Yeah, we're still working on a special diet to enable us to launch him at something as well."
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