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Old 16th Mar 2015, 22:18
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Old 17th Mar 2015, 00:49
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As the rotary wing contingent get on with the job in the background, the fighter prima donna waits in the time honoured fashion for his sky chariot to be prepared.



"With a pirouette, feet together, place!"



Russian forces ballet team dancer warming up: "Sure, maybe I'm not classic beauty, but when **** hits fan, you don't want to be in way of this swan, baby!"
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Only the prettiest WRAF's were excepted into the RAF's elite ballet corp.
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Old 17th Mar 2015, 01:19
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.....Aaaaaannnndd Stop!.... (Allowing the ramp personnel a "Free Dress" day had unexpected consequences).


Unfortunately, the spell checker on the Supply computer had not picked up the error when a dyslexic Bloggs had attempted to order "Battle Dress".
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Breaking News: Putin Located!
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Old 17th Mar 2015, 02:20
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LSLS: Lycra Satellite Launch System...With the Lycra under this much tension, there's nothing we can't shoot into low Earth orbit!
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Old 17th Mar 2015, 02:39
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"Red 2" conducts a mental run through of the upcoming routine before take off.
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Old 17th Mar 2015, 07:46
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Bygone memories of some of the Prima Donnas who used to be at SARTU?
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Old 17th Mar 2015, 13:08
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RAF PJI practises deep snow landing position.
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Old 17th Mar 2015, 14:31
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After the IS commander viewed the scene with his binoculars, they all ran to the hills in panic.
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Old 17th Mar 2015, 15:05
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SENGO said there's a Christmas Tree in the hangar, so I thought...
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Old 17th Mar 2015, 15:25
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SENGO said there's a Christmas Tree in the hangar, so I thought...
Brilliant
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Old 17th Mar 2015, 15:43
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The design of this set accords well with the music
that is often loud, never lyrical, but sometimes faintly resembling the sinister preamble to a vicious moment in a James Bond movie.
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Old 17th Mar 2015, 16:12
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I skip and jump,
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing


I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear papa
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The historical flight thought that they had sourced a Fairey Rotodyne.
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Old 17th Mar 2015, 16:24
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No one liked to tell LAC Stokes' that his dream of impersonating Fonteyn was as absurd as Marty Feldman impersonating Nureyev
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"Oi, Stokesy! That's my tiara. Give it back, you thieving smurf"
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Old 17th Mar 2015, 17:21
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