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Old 29th Jun 2015, 23:00
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"Ahhh, another of your tall tales to tell in the bar Hoskins"
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Old 29th Jun 2015, 23:03
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"It was the ILS Sir, it wasn't working"
"It hasn't been invented yet Scroggings"
"And your point is?"
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Old 29th Jun 2015, 23:06
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It's the new Ryan Air promotion, the first 50 on board, fly for free"
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Old 29th Jun 2015, 23:16
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"Yes AVM, Joint operations are all well and good, but I question the wisdom of putting a submarine captain in a cockpit and shouting dive"

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"Nose down arse up" isn't an instruction.

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Accident report:-

"I was momentarily distracted by some bird sitting on a bomb"

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The pole for the new gate guardian was woefully inadequate.


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moments after the incident the finger pointing started


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The Mystery of who ate all the pies was finally solved!
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Old 30th Jun 2015, 00:53
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Open throttle......remove chocks......controls full and free....for God's sake, why can't they number these things!!

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You're right sir, from up here they do look like little ants.
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Old 30th Jun 2015, 04:29
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Ok...let's debrief. First of all, I think it's important to point out that we weren't in a fighter. Secondly, whilst lining up to attack from out of the Sun was excellent, your altitude awareness was poor. Finally, when you hear that bloke saying "Pull up", it's probably a good idea to listen.

Anyway, regardless of all that, welcome to the Iraqi Air Force!
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Old 30th Jun 2015, 05:03
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Good work Jenkins, now we can plant those spuds
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Old 30th Jun 2015, 06:59
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BREAKING NEWS ... The Metropolitan Police have confiscated another Drone ... The Centre Court at Wimbledon is likely to be closed for a while
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Old 30th Jun 2015, 07:23
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Right you lot, stand there and catch the tail as we let it drop.
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Old 30th Jun 2015, 07:46
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We're going to need more milk and a bigger bowl.
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Old 30th Jun 2015, 08:22
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Now that is the perfect demonstration of the weight of some pilot's ego......!
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Old 30th Jun 2015, 08:57
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Trials of the RAF's first pusher prop canard went quite well, but were later abandoned after they discovered it flew slightly better the other way round.
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Old 30th Jun 2015, 09:07
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Well, I can't help it if the Ladder's broken. Now, do you want the windscreen washed or not?
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Old 30th Jun 2015, 09:43
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"Well, you know the rules Laddie, three strikes and your..."

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Old 30th Jun 2015, 12:07
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OK own up, who rubbed Viagra on the VHF antenna?
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Old 30th Jun 2015, 12:38
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Bruce and Sheila were starting to think that the war-surplus stump-jump plough they had received was not really as described in the catalog.
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Old 30th Jun 2015, 12:48
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"Ferrchristsakes, Nav - turn the gain down on that magnetic mine detector!"
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Old 30th Jun 2015, 13:25
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A bit heavy handed on the Compass swing there Hoskins.
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Old 30th Jun 2015, 14:59
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All cabin crew members move to the rear station - now!
Maybe they won't notice it...
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Old 30th Jun 2015, 16:41
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Lovely 3 pointer there Hoskins. Now we just need to address your dyslexia..
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