Caption competition

[Danny42C]

"Let's charge him with Causing an Obstruction with a Motor Vehicle...!"


(well they did me for that)

[Wander00]

It's the new towed array sonar

[c52]

A few Admirals visiting tomorrow. Captain demands rest of fleet be painted identically by dawn.

[Danny42C]

"It helps the crew feel at home, Sir !"

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Well we had the Air Force guys over for a few drinks, and then they said they had to go to the heads, and they all went at the same time, and I thought at the time they took a while.....

[Danny42C]

"Well, there was all this advertising space going begging........! "

[Danny42C]

"Hoskins, we do not do handbrake turns on carrier decks !"

[Danny42C]

"Be fair, chaps - leave room for the Traffic Warden's ticket !"

[Pontius Navigator]

It'll buff off

[Pontius Navigator]

I know Sir, as we can't paint the whole plane, paint the white bits black.






PS, if you are ex-10 or ex-XV Victors you will understand this.
If you were ex-TTTE, did you notice the mess garage roof?

[Big Pistons Forever]

What was that popping noise ?


Errr, i think that was the Air Boss's head exploding...........

[Big Pistons Forever]

Senior Deck PO hands hearing defender helmet to a junior rate standing near jet.

" What are these for, we don't have any scheduled flight ops for 2 hours "

" You'll thank me when the Air Boss shows up...... "

[Pontius Navigator]

Lt O'Leary, exchange officer from Irish Air Corps makes the first cross wind deck landing

[Danny42C]

PN,

See #40359. Great Minds Think Alike ?

D.

[Wensleydale]

If you give an infinite number of typewriters to an infinite number of monkeys, one of them will eventually apply to join the FAA.

[Pontius Navigator]

Originally Posted by Danny42C

PN,

See #40359. Great Minds Think Alike ?

D.

True, but I was thinking of the Irish runway, 150 feet long and . . . .

There have been a few other close captions too. Either subliminal or as WD says, an infinite number of aircrew . . .

[Pontius Navigator]

You could hear a pin drop as they all tried to look innocent and wondered who would win the graffiti prize

[jim's brother]

"...perhaps if I flew through a cu-nim or two on the way home, it might wash off before I land."

<Happy New Year to all!>

[simon brown]

" Its the inevitability of implementing a policy to allow non commissioned aircrew to fly single set jets sir..next they will be wanting a twitter and Facebook app installed"...

[Danny42C]

Desperate Measures,

"Well, we won't be needing the catapult till we get this thing off, Chief, so I suggest you couple up a steam hose and blast the graffiti off before the Captain sees it !"


(PN, ah - "sublimial" [Irish submarine ?] - that explains it ! - you are absolved, my son, go in peace). D.