Caption competition

[Buster Hyman]

"I'm telling you. There's something out there on the wing!"

[nimbev]

When I specified wood trim for the interior of my presidential aircraft I was expecting Walnut, not chipboard.

[Pontius Navigator]

Putin evaluates the BAE company-funded austere civil airliner MPA conversion.

[CoffmanStarter]

Go on ... You tell him to put his tray in the upright position

[Buster Hyman]

Oh look, the Lonely Planet: Kiev guide has a map as well...handy.

[CoffmanStarter]

I'll have the Foie Gras followed by the Grilled Swan along with a bottle of your finest vintage Schnozneglogg 78

[Danny42C]

"That new girl Natasha is slow with the vodka, and hasn't heard of the Verst-High Club (yet). Memo: Comrade Chief Steward is for the Knout !

[toptobottom]

Looking down from the 87th deck of his yacht, Putin still couldn't see that place called "Ukraine"

[MPN11]

The Official Flypast of the Baltic Fleet somehow lacked the sense of occasion when it was done by ship.

[Danny42C]

"Comrade Admiral Dropkickoff tells me they're only rubber blown-up decoys !"

[Buster Hyman]

"...and that is the Pacific fleet Comrade Putin. On the port we have a flotilla of Tugs, Tenders, and Tankers."

[Danny42C]

"What do I do to get an Upgrade ?"

[pohm1]

'When I was a lad, this was all fields.'

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[ShyTorque]

David Cameron calls them the white cliffs of Dover. I prefer to think of them as the white cliffs of Putingrad.

[Tashengurt]

"Keep going captain. I only need a Typhoon to finish my Eye spy book!"

[CoffmanStarter]

"Right that's the Ukraine sorted ... Now let's head north Captain and have a look at Lithuania, Latvia and Estonia"

[dazdaz1]

They all want to kill me, why am I flying in a Comet with the Mk1 window design, I see cracks!!!!

[Danny42C]

"This is a bit boring, but think of all the lovely Air Miles piling up !"

[Tashengurt]

These Bears are plusher than you think on the inside.

[MPN11]

"The Daily Mail doesn't mention bloody ships, just liposuction and cleavage."