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[Big Pistons Forever]

Great news lads. The portable bog sets are in bound !

[Big Pistons Forever]

I asked for an aeroplane, not the box it came in !

[cattletruck]

"Whatdayamean a 5% glideslope clearance is required on that port aerial? Corporal Flag measured it himself and he's only 5% there if you know what I mean."

[Wander00]

You don't think it is picking up our signals as an ILS do you?

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

Scoggins could have invented the mobile phone in 1962, but wisely realised that
(a) there would be no more disappearing into the bondu for a week playing with landies and radios
(b) women would start using them !!!!!

[Danny42C]

"Can you hear me, mother ?"

(Pace Sandy Powell)

[Kiltrash]

Why yes on both counts

I do have a pistol in my pocket AND I am pleased to see you

[Wensleydale]

Its about time that they finished the runway at Waddington!

[Danny42C]

"Cloudy Beer !"

[Pontius Navigator]

"I say again, nothing seen, report your position."

[CoffmanStarter]

"Radio Caroline on 199 your all day music station"


For those that can remember listening to Radio Caroline ...

[Mechta]

"He says there's a bit of a headwind and will be overhead in about 20 minutes"

or:

"He says he's got the lawnmower we asked for. About time too!"

or even:

'Having banned the Land Rover, the EU sent spotter planes out to find the last few that their fanatical owners were hiding from them'.

[Danny42C]

"Tell him a lawnmower's no use ! Go back and fetch a brushcutter !"

[Danny42C]

"Has he given us an ETA ?"

[Buster Hyman]

He's dragging his tail a bit isn't he?

[Buster Hyman]

Well, the Wedding was dull but the Reception was brilliant!

[jwcook]

Not sure you understood..... I said We've been out here alone for 3 weeks and even a visit from a fat bird would be welcome....

[Burnt Fishtrousers]

"Negative ! I said send the Johnson twins from the Royal Pioneer Corps over to look at our aerials."

[Wensleydale]

The EU Open Skies program to detect illegal Land R0vers was beginning to become a nuisance.

[Pontius Navigator]

Originally Posted by CoffmanStarter

"Radio Caroline on 199 your all day music station"


For those that can remember listening to Radio Caroline ...

Coff, one day we were orbiting her in the tin triangle at low level, we could hear ourselves. Just for us they played Hello Dolly so we moved out a bit.