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"Yes I understand Sir, I've tasted that Scottish lager stuff as well, have a good trip back to Lossie"
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Early attempts to encourage famous people to join the RAF encountered a set-back when the newest recruit, Oliver Reed, turned in for work.
...and his friend, Keith Moon, was drummed out of the service!
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"I say chaps, I know there is a war on, but I was asked to see if you could spare some essential war supplies, we are short of swizzle sticks and cocktail umbrellas for the officers mess."
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"Bugger Barnes Wallace, six pints of this and you will be the ones doing the bouncing"
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"Ahhh Joy Juice, huh, that reminds me, did you ever meet Joy? nice lass, but she could suck that thing dry."
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"And you must remember to let it settle and try not to shake it up"
"Ahhh"
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"Sir, can you bring back some Warsteiner?"
"Not for a couple of years, Smith."
"Not for a couple of years, Smith."