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Old 14th Oct 2010, 12:39
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Old 14th Oct 2010, 13:50
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Cutting sarcasm just wasn't enough for the Punjabi mother in laws.
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Old 14th Oct 2010, 15:36
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None of that "one weekend per month" reservist training- this is PMT.
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Old 14th Oct 2010, 20:27
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British journalist continued to question athlete accommodation issues in Delhi
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Old 14th Oct 2010, 21:07
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Countdown begins to U.S. Airstike on armed insurgents
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Old 14th Oct 2010, 21:27
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Old 14th Oct 2010, 21:32
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Bradfords next batch of fully trained police community support officers show they are ready for business


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Old 14th Oct 2010, 21:35
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Compelling evidence of why you NEVER put women with PMT on a range day.
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Old 15th Oct 2010, 11:20
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Islamic fundamentalists realised too late in the day that the tradition of wives following behind their menfolk was a bad move, especially on the way to family counselling..
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Old 15th Oct 2010, 12:26
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"Sorry love...but when you started going on about needing a 'fresh magazine' quickly...I honestly thought you just wanted me to nip down the shops and get a copy of the latest 'TV Times'?"
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Old 15th Oct 2010, 13:29
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It's not advisable to wear the same dress at parties in India.
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Old 15th Oct 2010, 13:37
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Commonwealth Games committee say goodbye to Australian athletes.
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Old 15th Oct 2010, 13:50
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The Commonwealth Games committee solution to resolve the drug problem amongst the athletes that test positive.
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Old 15th Oct 2010, 19:49
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GHANDI II. This time it's no more Mr. passive resistance
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Old 16th Oct 2010, 11:13
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Look, you men tried passive resistance and it took ages to get anywhere. Now we're going to try it the women's way okay?
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Old 16th Oct 2010, 12:04
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Old 16th Oct 2010, 13:04
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The famed 40 virgins of folk lore take their training in a taliban camp
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Old 16th Oct 2010, 18:41
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"First of all - when I asked for Crack troops this wasn't what I was expecting and The 'Seek' part of 'Seek and Destroy' is not spelled S-I-K-H"
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What do you mean my bum looks big in this !
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Praise Shiva, and pass the ammunition.
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