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Hello, is that the Daily Mail? I'd like to report the arrival of some illegal immigrants. They can't get through Calais anymore, so they're coming in by parachute. Send a reporter, quickly.
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Hello, Ms Kirchner? Yes, hi. Col. Fotheringham-Smyth, Royal Paras here. Just letting you know, as per our ROE, that we're on our way...you know why....
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Nightshift weekend so time to handover, over.
Despite Big Piston's many efforts he was pipped at the post by:
Speak up mate! All I can hear is a whistling noise.
Take it away Traffic Is Er Was!
Despite Big Piston's many efforts he was pipped at the post by:
Speak up mate! All I can hear is a whistling noise.
Take it away Traffic Is Er Was!
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"Velcome to Disneski."
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Yes Comrade General Orlov ... When we reach Calais our brave Russian troops will invade the UK via the EuroTunnel with a fleet of these specially developed vehicles 
Yes President Putin, in view of the recent economic "challenges" we have had to look for lower cost alternatives for he next generation Space Station Resupply Vehicles....