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Old 9th Apr 2015, 10:01
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"No, I can't tweet you a selfie of me on the DZ...this isn't a smartphone"

"You don't have an iPhone????? How do you live?!?"
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Old 9th Apr 2015, 11:43
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Hello, is that the Daily Mail? I'd like to report the arrival of some illegal immigrants. They can't get through Calais anymore, so they're coming in by parachute. Send a reporter, quickly.
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Old 9th Apr 2015, 13:11
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Hello Sunray Major, I think my Slinky is broken and I've lost the red bit off my Johnny Seven.
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Old 9th Apr 2015, 13:23
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Hello, Ms Kirchner? Yes, hi. Col. Fotheringham-Smyth, Royal Paras here. Just letting you know, as per our ROE, that we're on our way...you know why....
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Old 9th Apr 2015, 14:05
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"....the number you called...has not been recognised......there is normally a charge for this service..."
 
Old 9th Apr 2015, 16:04
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Speak up mate! All I can hear is a whistling noise.
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Old 9th Apr 2015, 16:25
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In best ET voice ... with extended illuminated digit ...

"Phone Home ..."
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Old 9th Apr 2015, 20:13
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'Klaatu barada nikto' ...
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Old 9th Apr 2015, 22:32
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"They're all out of position except our Willie !"
 
Old 10th Apr 2015, 11:19
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Nightshift weekend so time to handover, over.

Despite Big Piston's many efforts he was pipped at the post by:

Speak up mate! All I can hear is a whistling noise.

Take it away Traffic Is Er Was!
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Old 10th Apr 2015, 12:27
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Well done TIEW
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Old 10th Apr 2015, 13:49
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Thanks. Quite unexpected!

Next effort:
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Old 10th Apr 2015, 15:06
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"Velcome to Disneski."
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Old 10th Apr 2015, 15:38
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TIEW ... Just trying to help as your image doesn't show properly

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Old 10th Apr 2015, 15:43
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Yes Comrade General Orlov ... When we reach Calais our brave Russian troops will invade the UK via the EuroTunnel with a fleet of these specially developed vehicles
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Old 10th Apr 2015, 15:46
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Another trip to Liverpool ends in embarrasement for the MTO
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Old 10th Apr 2015, 15:50
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Yes President Putin, in view of the recent economic "challenges" we have had to look for lower cost alternatives for he next generation Space Station Resupply Vehicles....
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Old 10th Apr 2015, 15:55
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'Engage JATO Mr Sulu ...'
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Old 10th Apr 2015, 16:33
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Just one of our more ambitious pine-pole exercises on the leadership phase of IOT
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Old 10th Apr 2015, 16:57
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Well the sales brochure did say 'handles like its on rails'..
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