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"Please state your number and rank and press the hash key...... If you would like to report a late delivery press one, damage to your delivery press two, missing items press three, for all other enquires please press 6"
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"Hello Guard commander, this is the NBC outpost, I am calling to report a noxious smell that now appears to be drifting downwind towards you."
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"OK, gotta go. There's 7 of them about to land. At least one will break something".
"When was the accident? In about 30 seconds..."
"Yeah, I dunno why they bother either, a nice warm Puma picked me up from camp and dropped me off here about half an hour ago. Got the radio set up and a brew on already."
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Not a caption, but the pic could have been me, if there was a Land Rover FFR with a Red Hand of Ulster on the cab door behind the photographer. As a MAOT, I've been in that position a few times, waiting on the DZ. Though not with a tacsat. This guy will be from 216 Sig Sqn, not 244.
"When was the accident? In about 30 seconds..."
"Yeah, I dunno why they bother either, a nice warm Puma picked me up from camp and dropped me off here about half an hour ago. Got the radio set up and a brew on already."
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Not a caption, but the pic could have been me, if there was a Land Rover FFR with a Red Hand of Ulster on the cab door behind the photographer. As a MAOT, I've been in that position a few times, waiting on the DZ. Though not with a tacsat. This guy will be from 216 Sig Sqn, not 244.
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"Hello Samaritans, I wonder if you can help me, i'm trying to commit suicide but cannot reach the trigger, any ideas?"
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"Ok Sir, so you have now inserted the other end of the phone cord into your bottom, good...ok, you should now be connected and be able to talk through your arse to your hearts content...Thank you for calling the Vodaphone helpline...click"
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"Hello..... Is that stores? I'd like to make a complaint about my parachute. I pulled the D ring and nothing happened!
What... So I actually signed for a large rucksack and not a parachute? Oh well, never mind then; at least I was first here!"
What... So I actually signed for a large rucksack and not a parachute? Oh well, never mind then; at least I was first here!"
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Despite 15 years of research and development, at the cost of £3.5 billion, it was quite apparent that the Paras' 'Adaptive Camouflage' was not living up to the manufacturer's claims.
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Hello, Sir? Corporal Hoskins here.
I left my notes at the base, what was the mission again?
Hello, Sir? Corporal Hoskins here.
Those damn ppruners are taking cheap shots at me, I am asking for permission to engage.....yes sir, they started it!
I left my notes at the base, what was the mission again?
Hello, Sir? Corporal Hoskins here.
Those damn ppruners are taking cheap shots at me, I am asking for permission to engage.....yes sir, they started it!
