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Old 23rd Apr 2015, 18:10
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And when the stripper gram gets this close to the Station Commander....
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Old 23rd Apr 2015, 18:13
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Don't bother with your zoom lens SACW ... They're all 'orrible Little Men !!!
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Old 23rd Apr 2015, 19:14
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"So I shoved the stick up between 'er legs, took the wet away from the dry and that's 'ow I worked out 'er inside leg."
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Old 23rd Apr 2015, 19:17
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"So I was working me way along over there and the ’'ead fell off me broom, if you see it could you give us a shout"
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Old 23rd Apr 2015, 19:24
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So when Blair introduces 'imself I'll shove me stick so far up is arse 'is eyes will water, you get the picture and I'll split the newspaper monies with ya"
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Old 23rd Apr 2015, 19:35
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"If you head off down there, I'll join you when I manage to pull this pace stick out of my foot"
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Old 23rd Apr 2015, 19:52
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Wensley - sort of happened at a N Lincoln****re fighter station in early 80s. OC Admin, OC PMS and I were invited to leave the Stn Cdr's dining out in the Sgts Mess before the "entertainment". Polaroid of stripper on the boss's lap was through the letterbox of the big house before he got home.
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Old 23rd Apr 2015, 19:55
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"Hang on. I thought a pixel was this big?!"
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Old 23rd Apr 2015, 19:56
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"I'm crushing their heads!"
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Old 23rd Apr 2015, 20:27
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"No, just keep your zoom lens trained down there and as soon as Ma'am behind you there turns round, it should get at least this big!"
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Old 23rd Apr 2015, 20:51
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The knob was this big. If you see it photograph it.
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Old 23rd Apr 2015, 22:12
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Finally the true identities of Bloggs and Hoskins are out in the open.
Now, which one is who, again?
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Old 23rd Apr 2015, 22:18
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"I'm telling ya, it's this small!"
"Really? Then why did I have to bring this damn Howitzer with me?"
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Old 23rd Apr 2015, 22:37
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Sadly, Miss, you'll need a bigger lens to see it...Hubble perhaps...
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Old 23rd Apr 2015, 22:39
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When the film was developed, she was able to see his short comings...
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Old 23rd Apr 2015, 22:44
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"That long Mr Warwick? You're the most modest man I've ever met!"
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Old 23rd Apr 2015, 22:51
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Tripod? No, I haven't seen it Miss...but I might be able to assist you with that....

(*Cue wokka-wokka music)
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Old 23rd Apr 2015, 23:38
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She's round here somewhere, I can't see her though, she must have taken her hi viz jacket off.
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Old 24th Apr 2015, 00:29
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"Martha, I think your priest asked you to take some pics of the ball boys...not the boy's balls"


"No Sir, he wanted balls"
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