Caption competition

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Attempts to license build on the cheap using doped fabric had come to naught at the first engine start.

[CoffmanStarter]

The 2015 UK General Election campaign just got serious when 'Call Me Dave' torched 'Red Ed's' transport

[Big Pistons Forever]

Preparations for the Iranian Air Force "Operation Protect the Reactors" did not get off to a good start....

[DirtyProp]

Bloggs if you didn't want that assignment, you could have said so.
No need to "go medieval" on that poor bird...

[Danny42C]

"You were always chucking your dog-ends all over the place, Bloggs - now look what's happened !"

(Thought we'd give poor old Hoskins a break)

[Danny42C]

"The Fire Officer has found EVIDENCES OF SMOKING !"

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

Callous, Wanton and Wholly Without Merit......The picture that caused the Phantom Friday thread to take the Caption Competition thread to the European Court of Aircraft Rights.....

[Danny42C]

"I should give up trying to start it, Sir. It's never going to light-up"

[Big Pistons Forever]

This is clear case for intervention by the SPCA "Society for the prevention of cruelty to aeroplanes"

[Danny42C]

11 Pages and 166 Captions so far. Could this be a record ? Keep the Ball Rolling ! Here's a few more:

"Ground Control, we have Ignition !"
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WSO to Pilot: "They must have spiked our drinks, Nutty - I'm getting the hots for you !"
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"Was there anything about this in the F700 ?"

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"I think it's a consequence of Global Warming".

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

"Deny everything, Baldrick!"

[Danny42C]

"I think Puff, the Magic Dragon, must have breathed on it !"

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

You think this is bad....have a look at the pointy end!

[Steve the Pirate]

The inevitable outcome of keeping a hot spare.

STP

[cattletruck]

Hot start on engine 1, now for engine 2.

[Danny42C]

Crew Chief reports: "Two turnin', everythin' else burnin' !"

[Danny42C]

SNAFU = Situation Normal - all Fired (Fried) Up !

or:

"Frying tonight".

(Fish 'n two pennorth', please).

[Danny42C]

President of the BoI: "Can you tell us, Chief Technician, exactly what you did with your Blowlamp at this point ?"

[Wensleydale]

"Repair a phantom..... sorry mate, but we're not allowed to retail spirits before 1100".

[Buster Hyman]

Why's it still smoking?
That'll be the after burners......