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Old 7th Nov 2016, 19:09
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We call it the new disabled transport, because if you step off it, it disables you.
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Old 7th Nov 2016, 19:10
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"Just wait 'til I deploy my pinger!"
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Old 7th Nov 2016, 19:10
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"Don't get around much any more . . ."
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Old 7th Nov 2016, 19:13
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"Prepare to drop the Gouda cheese bomb."
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Old 7th Nov 2016, 19:13
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The runway inspection was going well ... they were just waiting for the inbound aircraft to deploy its floats.
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Old 7th Nov 2016, 19:15
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The RNLI had expressed some interest, until the pilot's foot slipped off the floorboard.
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Old 7th Nov 2016, 19:17
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"Nav, are you sure this is Scampton?"
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Old 7th Nov 2016, 19:18
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Dave was subsequently arrested for playing around with small buoys as a serial a-fender.
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Old 7th Nov 2016, 19:18
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Dr Phleming escapes with his 70k wage bundles as XH558 completes its final circuit.
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Old 7th Nov 2016, 19:25
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"And they thought exploding hover board batteries were bad news, wait until they get this bad puppy in their Christmas stockings"
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Old 7th Nov 2016, 19:32
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The local residents complained about an incessant Drone.
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Old 7th Nov 2016, 19:43
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Baggy trousers are a must, otherwise it gets a bit messy when the $hit hits the fan
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Old 7th Nov 2016, 19:44
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The amphibious variant of "Little Nelly".
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Old 7th Nov 2016, 19:53
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This is what you get for awarding the guided stand-off missile contract to a consortium of Ducati and Sikorsky.
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Old 7th Nov 2016, 20:03
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Oh crap, I forgot my diapers!
Now what?
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Old 7th Nov 2016, 20:32
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Bader test fly's the prototype Bulldog and wonders what could possibly go wrong.





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Old 7th Nov 2016, 20:54
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Old 7th Nov 2016, 21:53
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Where did Jaylo go? I just wasted two captions!
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Old 7th Nov 2016, 22:02
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It looked so great until the paper airplane in the background achieved its first Air to WTFisthat kill.
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Old 7th Nov 2016, 22:03
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Cunning plan to sneak up on the Swiss Aircraft Carrier there Baldrick...........
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