Caption competition

[NutLoose]

There's a bit of sh*t on your shirt pocket Sergeant........Not on my end Sir..







Ahh the oldies never fail

[seekayess]

Sgt, one of these days, hopefully, there will be a pretty blonde for whom I pin on the medal!

[EngAl]

I think you should skip the sandcastle competition next year sergeant and give the kids a chance.

[gileraguy]

WCDR: "now, Sergeant, you might feel a bit of a prick..."

as the men chorus: "So what else is new?"

[622]

Even at the annual Officers v's NCO's footie match strict discipline was observed with the NCO coming smartly to attention before being fouled.

[pohm1]

Taken in the days when "Pin the tail on the NCO" wasn't seen in the same discriminatory light that it is today.

P1

[Cows getting bigger]

Sgt Stacker receives a bar to his Jobsworth Medal for ensuring 100% desert boot deficiency.

[pohm1]

A worthy effort from EngAl gets the runner's up medal with

I think you should skip the sandcastle competition next year sergeant and give the kids a chance.

This weeks winner is Cows getting bigger with

Sgt Stacker receives a bar to his Jobsworth Medal for ensuring 100% desert boot deficiency.

Over to you.....

P1

[Cows getting bigger]

I'm so honoured.

[bowly]

OOOOH, a woman with a weapon. You make me soooo HOT.............oh bugger.

[FinelyChopped]

Intruders were assured of a Frosty reception.

[mystic_meg]

"I'm freezing my tits off here!" .... "Oh, you too?"

[andrewmcharlton]

"He hasn't got a gun you know.....I have"

"Ha, his snowman hasn't even got a nose either, what a loser."

[brickhistory]

There was concern in some circles about the effects of Operation Fortitude II on the Argentines...

[Buster Hyman]

Whilst saying Janice was a cold hearted bitch was harsh, one look at her boyfriend confirmed it.

(Although, I'm sure she's a really nice lady!)

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Whilst campaigning on the "front line", Gordon Brown got the reception he deserved.

[oldgrubber]

The effects of "lean manning" are unnoticeable thanks to a "cunning plan".
We haven't worked out what to do during the summer months yet!

[Buster Hyman]

"Grandpa told me about how he & his mates did this at Dunkirk, but I'm not sure the Taliban will fall for it like the Jerrie's did."

[Siggie]

Defence cuts meant that carrots were no longer issued for snowmen decoration.

[Royalistflyer]

The Iraqi insurgents were a little puzzled at the security measures....

[NutLoose]

"Operation Frigid"........ and then there were two.