Caption competition

[Danny42C]

"There was this bloody wasp in the cockpit !"

[Arm out the window]

'OK, you've seen the leans, now this is the pitch-up illusion.'

[Wensleydale]

Distraction.... "When I said "Check for FOD" I didn't want you to bring Miss Wayward Body along as well".

[Donkey497]

Whoa! Nelly..........

[hiflymk3]

But his real crowd pleasing stunt was to scrape cow pats off the runway with the tail.

[Arm out the window]

"What do we do when approaching flare height, Bloggs?"
"Er ... aah ... full pro-spin controls, Sir?"
"Nooooooooo...!!!"

[Wensleydale]

"I've told you before Bloggs. Never call it a Kite"..............

[Buster Hyman]

Alright then...I've put it in a Stall. Recover that you smart arse!

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

"Today's lesson, Ladies and Gentlemen, is tiedowns. Need I say anything?"

[Danny42C]

""This anti-gravity device you gave me to test, Sir - needs a bit more work doing on it !"

[Wander00]

You put your right wing in, and do the hokey cokey...................

[Danny42C]

"I know there has to be an Unusual Position as a part of my IRT, Sir, but isn't this a bit much ?"

[Dan Gerous]

Giggetty...

[Danny42C]

"I sneezed, sorry, Sir "

[DirtyProp]

Didn't you tell me to practice aerobatics closer to the airport?
Is this close enough?

[Stanwell]

Olly..
"Another fine mess you've gotten us into, Stanley!"

[SteveCox]

Wing walking was getting old hat, so Bloggs decided to try tail walking.

[cattletruck]

Go around, and around, and around...

[Roadster280]

Bloggs, let's not run before we can walk. IF you eventually get to fast jets, that's when you can "stand it on its arse and light the 'burners". You will find this aircraft a tad lacking in performance to do that.

[Danny42C]

"You've been watching too many "Flipper" films !"