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Old 12th Feb 2015, 11:35
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Pssst ... What's the difference between Prince Andrew and Manchester United ? Prince Andrew's never regretted getting rid of Fergie.
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Old 12th Feb 2015, 12:30
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Just wanted you chaps to know that I'm being promoted to the rank of vice-admiral on my 55th birthday next week ...




And that's legit breaking news in the last hour ...
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Old 12th Feb 2015, 12:40
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Take that Prince Andrew mask off Buster and get fell in like the rest of us
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Old 12th Feb 2015, 14:04
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I'll never forget what'shername............
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Old 12th Feb 2015, 15:21
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Ahhh.... Rum, Bum and a Navy Lackey, what more could a Naval officer want for...
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Old 12th Feb 2015, 15:35
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That's "vice" admiral, right?
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Old 12th Feb 2015, 15:46
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"Yes that was funny, caught running around a Las Vegas hotel with his gingernuts in his hand... of course, you wouldn't catch me doing anything so foolish..."
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Old 12th Feb 2015, 15:51
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"So where are you holidaying this year Sir, Virginia?"
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Old 12th Feb 2015, 16:36
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Perhaps if I keep standing here with a silly grin on my face, nobody will ask me any embarrassing questions.
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Old 12th Feb 2015, 16:39
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"I always knew you had a sense of humour Sir, after all you did marry a Ginger"
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Old 12th Feb 2015, 16:45
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Prince Andrew talking to a Senior Navy bod just off camera ...

"You're not serious ... I'm featured in this weeks CapCom Pic on PPRuNe Mil you say ... How absolutely spiffing"
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Old 12th Feb 2015, 17:02
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The results of the Services Pay Review are announced,
 
Old 12th Feb 2015, 18:26
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Cant hang around chaps, I have a hot date.
Oh ! there goes her school bell.
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Old 12th Feb 2015, 20:07
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They Seaking here,
They Seaking there,
That damned abusive other heir





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Old 12th Feb 2015, 20:12
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"No pay raise again, chaps? Just ask your mum for a promotion - works for me!"
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Old 12th Feb 2015, 21:35
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I say, I say, I say!
Why is the DOY like an old farmer?
Because they both used to get to ride on a knackered old Fergie!
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Old 12th Feb 2015, 22:26
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What does the DoY & the Black Eyed Peas gave in common?
Both were carried by Fergie.

(I think that's all the Fergies now...)
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Old 12th Feb 2015, 22:35
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What's the similarity between Sarah Fergusson and a cashpoint?

A: They're both f****in andy when strapped for cash.
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Old 12th Feb 2015, 22:37
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Back to the competition...........


"Errr Sir can you tell your ex, we are sorry, but we 'ad a whip round and only managed to drum up £15-78 to meet you"
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Old 14th Feb 2015, 21:26
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Bump..............
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