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30 minutes late, uncomfortable seats, lousy service, crap food, loud and obnoxious passengers; if this is what "acting grown up" is like I think I will just stay a kid. 
Teach thinks things are going well heh heh heh, I think it is time for me to do my traveling rock star impersonation 
If you are a very, very, very bad Flight Attendant when you die you get to spend eternity in a special section of Flight Attendant hell 
From: Homeland Security Agency, Director Airline Security Program
To: President, Romper Room Day Care
SECURITY VIOLATION NOTICE
It has been reported that your organization is conducting air travel operations without the provision of a certified and armed sky Marshall. This unsafe practice is to cease immediately !
To: President, Romper Room Day Care
SECURITY VIOLATION NOTICE
It has been reported that your organization is conducting air travel operations without the provision of a certified and armed sky Marshall. This unsafe practice is to cease immediately !
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Stewardess: No, Nathan - I've told you before, the escape slides are only for use in emergencies, so don't touch the handle again! OK?
Danny42C, I think you're on the money, there.
Danny42C, I think you're on the money, there.
Avoid imitations
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"Ladies and gentlemen, sorry about the short delay, which was caused by a technical problem. The copilot needed a nappy change".