Caption competition
Haraka's Heros
Well as the sun goes down ( and the end of the gin bottle goes up) out here at Haraka House, is now judgement time.
Many thanks for the superb captions.
The linguists did very well , but I do commend ( as an Ex-P.I.) the observant, who noticed that the staff were, in fact, Japanese, including the then Emperor.
So bearing this in mind.
In third place :
Arm out the window. "The guns are for the rest of the year, but we thought it would be nice for Christmas if we used confetti instead of shells."
Wonderfully surreal and seasonal.
Runner up , for great lateral thinking:
pohm1 "Come the twelfth of August, those damned grouse won't know what's hit them."
But for me the pearler , being irreverent , defiantly non -P.C and top of the grin stakes was :
"Melly clistmas sir....here is you new hearling aid"!!!!
"What"???
mr fish
You were the biggest in the pond!
( I am sending him a pm in congratulation for his outstanding sauce)
Many thanks for the superb captions.
The linguists did very well , but I do commend ( as an Ex-P.I.) the observant, who noticed that the staff were, in fact, Japanese, including the then Emperor.
So bearing this in mind.
In third place :
Arm out the window. "The guns are for the rest of the year, but we thought it would be nice for Christmas if we used confetti instead of shells."
Wonderfully surreal and seasonal.
Runner up , for great lateral thinking:
pohm1 "Come the twelfth of August, those damned grouse won't know what's hit them."
But for me the pearler , being irreverent , defiantly non -P.C and top of the grin stakes was :
"Melly clistmas sir....here is you new hearling aid"!!!!
"What"???
mr fish
You were the biggest in the pond!
( I am sending him a pm in congratulation for his outstanding sauce)
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ah shucks chaps..(wiping away a tear), I finally get something for Christmas!!!
being a knob with forums I have no idea how to post a suitable pic...assuming that's the protocol.
could someone please take the reins.
FISH
being a knob with forums I have no idea how to post a suitable pic...assuming that's the protocol.
could someone please take the reins.
FISH
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Ok, now that we have the Jaguar systems working, our next problem is to fit it within the airframe....
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