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"Strange that Army chappie who said look up we're playing Freckles isn't here"
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William on right...
"Thank God they starched my medal ribbon.
"Thank God they starched my medal ribbon.
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Crewman on Chinook flying over heading towards the pee tube at the back,
"Damn I can't hold it any longer"
Cameron
"Is that rain?"
"Damn I can't hold it any longer"
Cameron
"Is that rain?"
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"Quick fall about, they might not notice the old guy at the back has pegged it"
Evertonian
London, 2012 opening ceremony...
Cameron: "Are you sure that's the Queen?"
Guy at back: "Oh yes, I'd recognise her anywhere"
Wills: "Good Lord, why did I look?"
Cameron: "Are you sure that's the Queen?"
Guy at back: "Oh yes, I'd recognise her anywhere"
Wills: "Good Lord, why did I look?"
Avoid imitations
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Wills: "Why are you all looking up? I said I might reign soon, not that it might rain soon!"
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"Was that a UFO?"
"No laddie, that was something much rarer, that was the RAF"
"No laddie, that was something much rarer, that was the RAF"
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"Is that a Harrier?"
"Nooo, it can't be, I flogged those off cheap to some American chappies"
"Jaguar then?"
"Noooo, I'm pretty sure I offloaded them to some chap near Ipswich"
"Then a Nimrod?"
"Noooo, the wife cooks my lunch in a pan made from those"
"Nooo, it can't be, I flogged those off cheap to some American chappies"
"Jaguar then?"
"Noooo, I'm pretty sure I offloaded them to some chap near Ipswich"
"Then a Nimrod?"
"Noooo, the wife cooks my lunch in a pan made from those"
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The Great and the Good are startled by the Red Devils wearing devo-max kilts.
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[Old chap at rear as the above happens]
"Cumberland Sausage and two faggots tonight, what, what?"
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[Old chap at rear as the above happens]
"Cumberland Sausage and two faggots tonight, what, what?"
