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Old 8th Sep 2016, 14:51
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"It's for ab-initio training of aircrew for the RAF's proposed Airlander squadron. As you see, the acronym for the scheme is 'DONUTS' - Dirigible Operators and Navigators Under Training Squadron," an RAF spokesman said.
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Old 8th Sep 2016, 15:44
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The remake of "Those Magnificent Men in their Flying Machines" wasn't going too well as getting the British Balloon and the European Balloon in the same shot was getting increasingly difficult as neither the British nor the European pilots could agree on the direction they should take.
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Old 8th Sep 2016, 16:34
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I wouldn't mind this job if it wasn't for the paperwork; every time a child lets go of their party balloon we have to file an Airprox...
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Old 8th Sep 2016, 20:39
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Chief Aircraft Inventor: Sir, I present our prototype multi-role combat aircraft.

CEO: Hm, doesn't look very expensive. How are we going to fleece the customer? Or is that big bubble thing full of pricy software?
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Old 8th Sep 2016, 21:14
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There's no such thing as bad publicity.
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Old 9th Sep 2016, 00:26
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It made for a fairly boring career ... BFTS Cardington, AFS Cardington, OCU at Cardington, Squadron posting at Cardington ...
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Old 9th Sep 2016, 01:33
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Aerial Observation Technology seemed to have come full circle.
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Old 9th Sep 2016, 02:28
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I have two brothers, one is a piano player in a whore house, the other.....well lets just say he could do better for himself........
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Old 9th Sep 2016, 10:57
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"I do not know what effect this will have on the enemy - but by Gad it frightens me !"
 
Old 9th Sep 2016, 11:10
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After the latest launch vehicle failure, SpaceX went right back to the drawing board...and I mean right back!!!
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Old 9th Sep 2016, 11:49
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Hoskins was well-known for his ballooning - normally, however, he waited until the landing.
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Old 9th Sep 2016, 12:03
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You are too high on the round-out, Hoskins.

. . . . Hoskins . . . . Hoskins? . . . . Can you hear me, Hoskins?

Come back, Hoskins!
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Old 9th Sep 2016, 19:48
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"........I wandered lonely as a cloud......"
 
Old 9th Sep 2016, 23:42
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Screw you all and your Brexit, I'm heading east to become the long-lost 100th LuftBalloon!
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Old 10th Sep 2016, 09:36
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The colocation of the static vent and exhaust valve gave false readings on VSI
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Old 10th Sep 2016, 13:36
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Judging time!

Seeing as I'm going on the night shift tonight, I'd better judge it now before Nutty and Buster get bored again and start wingeing .

There's many great captions added here for this one. I took the photo at the Chatsworth House country fair last year. The intrepid RAF balloonist actually had some worrying problems getting airborne and bounced into and ran through the crowd a couple of times before finally "slipping the surly bonds" (and almost touching a tree in the process, causing some concern).

So, although this is an old quote it seems most appropriate:

Originally Posted by Danny42C
"I do not know what effect this will have on the enemy - but by Gad it frightens me !"
Well done, Danny42C and welcome back, btw!

(P.S. Danny - is that your bra size? ).
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Old 10th Sep 2016, 17:38
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Yeah, Danny's back.
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Old 10th Sep 2016, 21:18
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ShyTorque and MPN11,

Shucks ! - never expected to win with that old chestnut - but I'm out of funny pics just now., sorry. Must declare Open House, I'm afraid.

Thanks, chaps....Danny.
 
Old 10th Sep 2016, 21:58
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I still can't do the one I missed earlier ... I'm still away from home.

<Referee, what now?>
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Old 10th Sep 2016, 22:13
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In this event I declare "Arm out of the window" a close second with this:

Screw you all and your Brexit, I'm heading east to become the long-lost 100th LuftBalloon!
(With apologies to the lovely Nena)

Armootw, can you please oblige and entertain us with a suitable photo?
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