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Old 11th Jan 2015, 14:20
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Old 11th Jan 2015, 14:23
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"The wheels on the bus go round and round ... all day long" ... Oh hang on a minute
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Old 11th Jan 2015, 14:27
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So that's why the Flight Rations consist of Jumba Juice and Chocolate Finger Biscuits
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Old 11th Jan 2015, 15:54
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30 minutes late, uncomfortable seats, lousy service, crap food, loud and obnoxious passengers; if this is what "acting grown up" is like I think I will just stay a kid.
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Old 11th Jan 2015, 15:57
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Teach thinks things are going well heh heh heh, I think it is time for me to do my traveling rock star impersonation
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Old 11th Jan 2015, 16:00
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If you are a very, very, very bad Flight Attendant when you die you get to spend eternity in a special section of Flight Attendant hell
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Old 11th Jan 2015, 16:06
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From: Homeland Security Agency, Director Airline Security Program

To: President, Romper Room Day Care

SECURITY VIOLATION NOTICE

It has been reported that your organization is conducting air travel operations without the provision of a certified and armed sky Marshall. This unsafe practice is to cease immediately !
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Old 11th Jan 2015, 18:13
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"Assume creche positions!"
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Old 11th Jan 2015, 19:11
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"......Well, we always said that this flying business was child's play !....."

Seriously, I reckon this is the inside of a tarted-up ex-C-47. Anyone put me right ?

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Old 11th Jan 2015, 19:33
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I don't know, I think I prefer the old seating arrangement. You could kick the sh1t out of the seat in front of you.
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Old 11th Jan 2015, 21:16
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Stewardess: No, Nathan - I've told you before, the escape slides are only for use in emergencies, so don't touch the handle again! OK?



Danny42C, I think you're on the money, there.
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Old 11th Jan 2015, 22:35
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BRACES, BRACES, BRACES!
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Old 11th Jan 2015, 23:45
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"When I grow up, I want to be a pilot!"

"Sorry son; you can't do both."
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Old 12th Jan 2015, 07:36
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...and when you grow older you can all sit round a great big polished table...
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Old 12th Jan 2015, 08:15
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...and when you grow older you can join the PPRuNe Mil forum...
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Old 12th Jan 2015, 10:44
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"Why is every crayon magenta?"
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Old 12th Jan 2015, 11:19
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'617 Squadron Aircrew Crewroom, circa 1999'



.....oh, hang on, no. It's a child's playroom. I just noticed the crucial tiny difference - the mugs don't have names on.
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Old 12th Jan 2015, 16:25
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AMTC RAF North Luffenham late 70's ...

"3 ... 2 ... 1" Wooosh "Sarge I've shrunk the kids again"
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Old 12th Jan 2015, 21:08
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Fox3,


If I was a betting man my money would be on your #27720, not that I would like to influence the result.
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Old 12th Jan 2015, 22:09
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"Ladies and gentlemen, sorry about the short delay, which was caused by a technical problem. The copilot needed a nappy change".
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