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Old 6th Jan 2015, 09:47
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That awkward moment when the music stops and they realise someone forgot to remove a chair!
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Old 6th Jan 2015, 10:51
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The combined ADF Shuffleboard team meant business...
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Old 6th Jan 2015, 14:13
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The storeroom at Madame Tussauds needed emptying again.
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Old 6th Jan 2015, 14:18
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Focus everyone ... "Is anyone there ... give us a sign that the spirit world is amongst us"
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Old 6th Jan 2015, 14:25
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Forward, he cried, from the rear, and the front rank died.
The Generals sat, and the lines on the map, moved from side to side...
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Old 6th Jan 2015, 14:29
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That's correct ... The four of us down this end are "Self Flushing"
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Old 6th Jan 2015, 16:20
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What do you mean, we just walked into lucrative directorships in retirement? We are professional office chair evaluators at Staples HQ...
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Old 6th Jan 2015, 20:46
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I say, chaps, what are those demned civilian-types doing in here?
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Old 6th Jan 2015, 20:56
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"You may say why all the Aiguillettes, but they're damn handy to hang our colostomy bags from."
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Old 6th Jan 2015, 21:08
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A tough gig for Russell Brand
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Old 6th Jan 2015, 22:25
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Thatcher walks in on her first Defence meeting...followed moments later by Paramedics!
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Old 6th Jan 2015, 22:44
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The initial War Cabinet was delayed 4 days by the lack of water jugs and pencils, required by the terms of the SERCO contract.
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Old 7th Jan 2015, 10:58
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Apologies folks, I had actually asked my assistant to polish the brass, not the Polish brass. Dismiss.
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Old 7th Jan 2015, 11:07
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I wouldn't hold your breath waiting for a smile.
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Old 7th Jan 2015, 16:38
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I said "cheese", ......OK then.................."sex!"
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Old 7th Jan 2015, 18:23
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Ok guys one for the calendar. There's not any RAF here is there?
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Old 7th Jan 2015, 18:53
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RAF? Heavens no, we have standards to maintain!
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Old 7th Jan 2015, 19:02
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"Charlie? Je suis Charlie"
"Je suis Charlie aussi"
"Je suis Charlie"
"Je suis Charlie"
"Je suis Charlie"
"Je suis Charlie"
"Je suis Charlie"
"Je suis Charlie"
"Je suis Charlie"
"Je suis Charlie"
"Je suis Charlie"
"Je suis Charlie"
"Je suis Charlie"
"Je suis Charlie"
"Je suis Charlie"
"Je suis Charlie"
"Je suis Charlie"
"Je suis Charlie"
"Je suis Charlie"
"Je suis Charlie"
"Je suis Charlie"
"Je suis Charlie"
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Old 8th Jan 2015, 07:30
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A fitting way to honour Hebdo. Thanks Fox3.

je suis Charlie.
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Old 8th Jan 2015, 12:09
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SAC Bloggs knew he was in the sh1t as soon as he entered his CO's office for that 'little chat'.
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