Caption competition
Right then, after consulting with Mrs. Martian, or SWMBO if you prefer, the results are:
Commendations to Wander00: .....and this is the Painted Hall, 100+ pairs of naked breasts and any number of indictable offences
and EyesFront: I know you told Salmond where he could stick his Yes vote, but I never believed he would actually do it...
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In third is Buster Hyman with a nice touch of satire:
"...And here come the Para's....umm...marching in the Parade Prime Minister..."
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In second, and on a similar vein, is Hempy:
Hey look! An F-35!!
HA HA, GOTCHA!!!!!
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But taking top honours is the irrepressible NutLoose, because we're all used to being on the receiving end:
Crewman on Chinook flying over heading towards the pee tube at the back,
"Damn I can't hold it any longer"
Cameron
"Is that rain?"
Well done, NutLoose, and over to you.
Commendations to Wander00: .....and this is the Painted Hall, 100+ pairs of naked breasts and any number of indictable offences
and EyesFront: I know you told Salmond where he could stick his Yes vote, but I never believed he would actually do it...
******
In third is Buster Hyman with a nice touch of satire:
"...And here come the Para's....umm...marching in the Parade Prime Minister..."
******
In second, and on a similar vein, is Hempy:
Hey look! An F-35!!
HA HA, GOTCHA!!!!!
******
But taking top honours is the irrepressible NutLoose, because we're all used to being on the receiving end:
Crewman on Chinook flying over heading towards the pee tube at the back,
"Damn I can't hold it any longer"
Cameron
"Is that rain?"
Well done, NutLoose, and over to you.
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Blimey didn't expect this one, as there were so many good entries..
Thank you
Ok, on with the next one
Thank you
Ok, on with the next one
I don't care what you think, the GPS says we are HERE
(In an upper class twit voice) We are here, and the enemy are here, here, here and..........here - sh1t, we are surrounded!
(In an upper class twit voice) We are here, and the enemy are here, here, here and..........here - sh1t, we are surrounded!
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Come on Chaps! We're the British Army for Gods sake! One of us must be able to find a port for the Admiral here.
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Err, no Admiral, we don't do obscene things with ladies underwear in the Army...why do you ask?
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Admiral thinking: "We never have this problem at Sea. Note to self, never, ever volunteer for any more exchange programs"
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Err, no Admiral, we don't do obscene things with ladies underwear in the Army...why do you ask?
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Admiral thinking: "We never have this problem at Sea. Note to self, never, ever volunteer for any more exchange programs"
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The Navy's obsession for cleanliness despite the circumstances was on full display...
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I didn't get a "Harrumph" out of that guy!"
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I didn't get a "Harrumph" out of that guy!"
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While six Army officers try to work out how to start a staff car the Navy decides to hang out its dirty washing on the Siegfried Line.