Right then, after consulting with Mrs. Martian, or SWMBO if you prefer, the results are:
Commendations to
Wander00: .....and this is the Painted Hall, 100+ pairs of naked breasts and any number of indictable offences
and
EyesFront: I know you told Salmond where he could stick his Yes vote, but I never believed he would actually do it...
******
In third is
Buster Hyman with a nice touch of satire:
"...
And here come the Para's....umm...marching in the Parade Prime Minister..."
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In second, and on a similar vein, is
Hempy:
Hey look! An F-35!!
HA HA, GOTCHA!!!!!
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But taking top honours is the irrepressible
NutLoose, because we're all used to being on the receiving end:
Crewman on Chinook flying over heading towards the pee tube at the back,
"Damn I can't hold it any longer"
Cameron
"Is that rain?"
Well done, NutLoose, and over to you.