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Old 1st Dec 2017, 20:01
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And thereafter he was known as Pprune.
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"Oh look - he's got a nut loose"!
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Baby Mallory shows off his big wing to the ladies.
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Doris. I found your ring.
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After experiencing his devastating effects first hand, the girls from the WJAC were keen to suggest breaking the ban on chemical weapons and dropping baby Nutty behind enemy lines.
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Sixty years on....Buster would only dream of being naked with a room full of adoring young Women!
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...but true to Busters luck, it was the same women, now in their 80's!!!
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Now who does that remind you of? I think it is the spitting image of the young pilot, what was his name?

Danny?



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Members of the WRAF School of Cosmetic Dentistry try to find out the meaning of that well known phrase "winkle up."
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The Girls overlooked in time there would some of their Sisters that would want to murder this baby boy....and that at least one probably would do so very slowly over a period of decades.
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"Well, it's all very interesting and entertaining, but what has this got to do with my training as a Telegraphist?"
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In later years she suffered the nickname of CockTail Shaker.
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Last Orders...Please
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Soft and tender on the outside, crunchy on the inside





With apologies to Larsen
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The birth of a famous aviation saying:

Wee bairn: "When I grow up, I wanna be a pilot!"

Prettiest WAAF: "You can't do both..."
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Ok Scoring time and thanks for the enteries, my original thought was "Seasoning is essential when preparing a delicious babies head..."

so you can see where I am going with the scoring

First place with a similar Idea is

Ascend Charlie
with

Season it with a bit of salt, and turn it over after 6 minutes on a hot grill.

Second place is

Wensleydale with


The RAF catering school teaches new recruits on how to prepare that TACEVAL favourite - the "Baby's Head".

Equal Third is

Javelinboy with


Young Albert experienced his first taste of Corporal punishment

and

andytug with


Leading Nurse Hamilton demonstrates how to apply just the right amount of glue to stop your baby crawling away....

Therefore I relinquish ( temporarily ) the CST Trophy to

Ascend Charlie
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Old 4th Dec 2017, 21:03
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Conso, Well picked, it was a Caribou in white UN paintwork, in IMC.

Sorry I am away from my desktop machine with the pix, anybody can have a free go.

Last edited by Ascend Charlie; 5th Dec 2017 at 00:09. Reason: Didn't upload properly - finger trouble
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