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Old 2nd Aug 2014, 19:35
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That's right Vasily, never raced, ranted or had pepper shoved up his jacksey.
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Old 2nd Aug 2014, 23:29
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"Horsey, Horsey, don't you stop
Just let your hooves go clippety-clop".
 
Old 3rd Aug 2014, 01:14
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Yes, laugh now Comrade, but just wait until I get it up to 88mph, then you'll ses ome serious ****ski!
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Old 3rd Aug 2014, 01:32
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The NAAFI Wagon had seen better days!
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Old 3rd Aug 2014, 02:41
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You can laugh Comrade, but it's more reliable than a Lada
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Old 3rd Aug 2014, 03:40
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Oh wait, it is a Lada...
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Old 3rd Aug 2014, 07:44
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Hamilton was assured, during one of his pitstops, that despite refusing to allow his team mate to pass, he was being treated exactly the same as Rosberg.

(looks like he's on full wets and about to get a touch more rear wing.)

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Old 3rd Aug 2014, 07:49
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Wishing to return to competitive sports, Lance Armstrong tries one of the alternatives that are available to him.
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Old 3rd Aug 2014, 07:53
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"Its no good taking it to Abbey Wood - you still won't be able to park".
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Old 3rd Aug 2014, 09:57
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Budget cuts at Discovery Channel have forced Mike Brewer and Ed China to lower their expectations for the new series of Wheeler Dealers.
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Old 3rd Aug 2014, 11:29
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"So Boris, this is the "latest stealth technology" you spent 1 million zloties on?"

"'fraid so Ivan. Turns out the horse is named "F-35A" and has rubber horseshoes. I guess I should have realised when they asked for a cheque to be send to Mr Lokheed Martin in Nigeria, but it was just such a bargain!"

"..and you're sitting on the "comprehensive support package" I see. On the bright side, you've been ripped off a lot less than if you'd bought a real F-35"
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Old 3rd Aug 2014, 13:07
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"So Boris, how is Shergar working out?"
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Old 3rd Aug 2014, 13:14
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"No that's not forward armour, it's the splash guard"
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Old 3rd Aug 2014, 13:33
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"I'll have you know I am part of the Fag group, Forward Operating Gyppo"
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Old 3rd Aug 2014, 14:09
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Boris and Ivan were talking openly about the Soviet ORBAT but little did they know that Mr Ed had taken the translator's course before being infiltrated.

STP
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Old 3rd Aug 2014, 15:26
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"I don't get as many versts to the bale as that lying ad in "Pravda" said - but then you can never trust a Cossack's figures anyway, can you ?"
 
Old 3rd Aug 2014, 15:30
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"Does the cart upset you Ivan?"
"No. Just a little Sulky...."
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Old 3rd Aug 2014, 15:30
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Frau Blucher in her early days...
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Old 3rd Aug 2014, 15:41
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