c'mon lads. . cheer up . .. .how about a snatch...of topical song.. a bit of good old Abdul el bulbul emir .. . . the settings alright . . init? . . . watch my beat. . .. . here goes . . .
the harems of Egypt were fair to behold
all filled with the fairest of fair
but the fairest by far
was a fabulous Greek
owned by a sheik
one Abdul el bulbul emir
A traveling brothel came into the town
Run by a pimp from afar
Whose great reputation
Had traveled the nation:
'Twas Ivan Skavinsky Skavar!
Abdul el Bulbul arrived with his bride
A prize whose eyes shone like the stars
He claimed he could prong
More cuxxxs with his dong
Than Ivan Skavinsky Skavar!