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Old 19th Oct 2017, 10:34
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Lieutenant Heisenberg hit on the idea of using the deck as a surfing simulator whilst heading for Hawi
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Old 19th Oct 2017, 11:04
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These new foam planes can be launched by hand.
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Old 19th Oct 2017, 11:12
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"Have you seen it? It is a barrel about this high with a small hole in the side, some scum has nicked it out of the Wardroom"
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Old 19th Oct 2017, 11:16
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" I say Sir, flag signal coming in from the Carrier"
" Nope, forget that, It's just the Exec mincing down the deck"
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Old 19th Oct 2017, 11:18
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Lt Smith had special permission to bring his Stealth Great Dane on board.
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Old 19th Oct 2017, 11:38
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"For the love of God, will someone get their ass down on deck and tell the new Batsman that it is normal to do a wave off from the rear of the ships deck."
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Old 19th Oct 2017, 11:44
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"Call the ball!"
"Waving off. I can see two for some reason"
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Old 19th Oct 2017, 11:46
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No Mr. Bond, I expect you to fly!
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Old 19th Oct 2017, 11:46
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"It's fun to stay at the Y...M...C..A.....c'mon everybody, join in......it's fun to stay at the........"
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Old 19th Oct 2017, 11:50
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"So is this where the sea angling contest is taking place?"

"Noo sir, that's on the other side of the deck"
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Old 19th Oct 2017, 11:51
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"And this is where the catapult should have been"
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Old 19th Oct 2017, 11:51
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Now I want the all black ones lined up staring from here. When that's done, we'll draw lots to find out who has first go at Skyhawk chequers!
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Old 19th Oct 2017, 11:51
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RAN Augmented Reality simulator...bringing back the good old days!
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Old 19th Oct 2017, 11:54
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A bit left....bit more...back a little...THERE! STOP! Got it!
I'm really tired of this. I wish we could find a working antenna for the TV but it's unlikely that we'd find one out here at sea!
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Old 19th Oct 2017, 11:57
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So if we draw an imaginary line right about here, you can do all the takeoffs on that side, and all the landings can be on this side.
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Old 19th Oct 2017, 12:04
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What the hell? I swear I left numbers 1 through 24 right here this morning.
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Old 19th Oct 2017, 13:32
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The imaginary aircraft were bad enough, but the CPO's invisible friend was becoming something of a worry.
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Old 19th Oct 2017, 14:38
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Persil washes whiter
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Old 19th Oct 2017, 14:42
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'Never mind the quality, feel the width.'
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Old 19th Oct 2017, 15:37
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I'm a little teapot short and stout.
Here's my handle, here's my spout.
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