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Old 31st Oct 2014, 10:51
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Lets see if Gillette is the best a monkey can get.
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Old 31st Oct 2014, 10:52
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Bath im Immac* and lets see what he looks like................

*(Other ladies hair removal products are available)
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Old 31st Oct 2014, 10:54
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How would you like to work for Sir Richard Branson for peanuts.
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Old 31st Oct 2014, 15:48
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Of course I'm happy. I'm getting out of these cramped quarters, for somewhere with more space.
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Old 31st Oct 2014, 16:25
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Day 1, CFS ground school.

"Hello, I'm your new instructor. Appearances can be deceptive, I know, but I really have done some operationally relevant stuff in the past... honest. And I've a cousin who went into space!"
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Old 31st Oct 2014, 18:16
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Judging time shortly!
Lots of good (re)entries..
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Old 31st Oct 2014, 19:04
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Wg Cdr Spry returns to duty after the brain transplant.
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Old 31st Oct 2014, 19:09
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You can teach monkeys to fly better than that!
Oh.
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Old 31st Oct 2014, 20:05
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If I don't make it as a space cadet can I become a fast jet pilot instead ?
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Old 31st Oct 2014, 21:10
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We use him as a pull through on the ships main gun.
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Old 1st Nov 2014, 04:58
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'Dad, do you know there's a scientist on my foot?'

"You hum it, son, I'll play it."
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Old 1st Nov 2014, 23:59
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"Seeing what's happened to Mr Branson's latest effort, can I withdraw my volunteer request for this job ?"
 
Old 2nd Nov 2014, 00:35
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Yes I have just come back from ISIS, I was a Dessert Monkey.
er Don't you mean Desert ?
Nope I was next after the Lamb.
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Old 2nd Nov 2014, 00:35
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ROFL

That means

Rolls On Floor Laughing Danny
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Old 2nd Nov 2014, 06:22
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Judging time! Lots of great entries again, hard to pick a winner.

Third to Nutloose with:
"Arms longer than lower limbs....It's the Regiment for you sonny."

Second to Brickhistory with:
"Doc, you're gonna need a longer tape measure..."

But the Winner is Cattletruck, with the topical:
"How would you like to work for Sir Richard Branson for peanuts?"

Over to you, Cattletruck!
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Old 3rd Nov 2014, 08:25
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Thanks Squeaks

Lets try this one.

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Old 3rd Nov 2014, 08:26
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Don't foam us ... We'll foam you
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Old 3rd Nov 2014, 08:28
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Yep ... VMC on top
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Old 3rd Nov 2014, 08:44
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Health and Safety finally wins
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Old 3rd Nov 2014, 08:45
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If DHL did aircraft packing, they would be the best packed away in the hangar helicopters in the world.
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