Caption competition

[Big Pistons Forever]

Yes Glorious Leader, you did even better than "Captain America"

[Big Pistons Forever]

My most humble apologies, Glorious Leader, of course the right pedal is the gas and the left is the brake, please forgive my foolishness

[G-ARZG]

'ZG back with y'all - sorry for radio silence.
Winner announcement in 5.....

[G-ARZG]

Bronze medal:-
Pingdit:-
"You are extremely clever my leader, it is indeed a miniature set of traffic lights at the top of the instrument panel"....

Silver medal:-
Hempy
27 Imperial Dogs with one exalted missile Glorious Leader!!! Now you have shown us your Celestial ability as a fighter pilot, perhaps the Navy would like to show you their submarines...

Gold medal:-
Nutloose
"We speak to Nigerian on phone Glorious Leader, he say he has 10 of them, top dollar, goood quality western fighter jet, Sepecat Jaguar, 4th generation fighter.
He say we send £133,000,0000 to local Western Union office and he will ship through his Brother Seeyu Cummings the Nigerian Defence Minister, goood deal leader, I stake my life on it"..

[CoffmanStarter]

A small interlude I fear chaps while Nutty celebrates his win

[NutLoose]

Thank you, digging one out now BRB

[NutLoose]

Ahh the gift that keeps on giving... The North Korean leadership.. Ok scoring when it dies or mid next week.

[pohm1]

"I am the supreme commander, these are my kernels."

P1

[Boudreaux Bob]

But isn't this going to be awfully slick and nothing stick to it when I use it?

[Boudreaux Bob]

DL considers a Month's Rations for one of his Citizens.

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

"This, gift from American Ambassador, for people in our slums I believe: He told me to "shove it where the Sun don't shine""

[Surplus]

'Corn on the Cob', see, I told you I don't have a bruddy accent!

[Buster Hyman]

Glorious Leader. We have seen the future. Please use condom! You may practice on this corn...

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"What a magnificent crop of corn! Pass on the peoples thanks to the peoples farmers! We shall feast this season!"
"Err...who's going to tell him that's the only one?"

[brickhistory]

And so little Un, when I die, all this passes on to you...

[FLCH]

(Man standing behind)
Didn't leave much of a stain did it ?

[Buster Hyman]

"...I'm not so ronery...an-y-mooooooooore..."

[CoffmanStarter]

[CoffmanStarter]

Whilst I'm your personal physician Glorious Leader, I still think it best that you wait until it sneezes so I can then treat it for a common cold

[CoffmanStarter]

It's a loofer Glorious Leader

[Buster Hyman]

General behind; "Please don't say hello in front of the press....please don't say hello in front of the press..."