Bronze medal:-
Pingdit:-
"You are extremely clever my leader, it is indeed a miniature set of traffic lights at the top of the instrument panel"....
Silver medal:-
Hempy
27 Imperial Dogs with one exalted missile Glorious Leader!!! Now you have shown us your Celestial ability as a fighter pilot, perhaps the Navy would like to show you their submarines...
Gold medal:-
Nutloose
"We speak to Nigerian on phone Glorious Leader, he say he has 10 of them, top dollar, goood quality western fighter jet, Sepecat Jaguar, 4th generation fighter.
He say we send £133,000,0000 to local Western Union office and he will ship through his Brother Seeyu Cummings the Nigerian Defence Minister, goood deal leader, I stake my life on it"..