Caption competition

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Devilishly detailed...the rug even matches the drapes.

[racedo]

Used to have a Thai special friend with two of those and one of those down there.

[racedo]

They say butter wouldn't melt in my mouth, will tell you later.

[racedo]

Hey Charles they are just like your Moobs.......

[JAVELINBOY]

Good grief, the similarity with your beard is amazing one now knows why you talk like a ****

[PingDit]

"Christ! The beaver's still gnawing at it!"

[NutLoose]

Will score it Tuesday to allow for a Christmas edition

Racedo
Used to have a Thai special friend with two of those and one of those down there.

Is that an entry or a confession?

[WeeJeem]

"Oh, Fred! Seriously? You've never seen The Crying Game?"

[racedo]

Originally Posted by NutLoose

Will score it Tuesday to allow for a Christmas edition



Is that an entry or a confession?

Where is the slap button.....................

Never been to Thailand and as likely would be going with SWMBO to see some Yankee friends who moved there then highly unlikely ever to find out ......................... thank god.

Did have mate who went on holiday with best buddy, they pulled and back at apartment his mate on balcony getting friendly whereas Tom in the room.
A scream and sliding door open with mate screaming - Get it off you, mine is a gangha bird (one with a dick), get them out of here. (Gangha is apparently geordie sland as they both Geordies)

When he was telling me this rest of guys were just asking, so were you tounging a ganga bird Tom.

[PingDit]

"Yes, I know it's got a 'slotty thingy' down there Charles but I can assure you its NOT a money-box!"

[Danny42C]

Life imitating art ?

[CoffmanStarter]

Too much ectoplasm from a certain Ghost Buster

[CoffmanStarter]

If Carlsberg did Brandy Sauce ...

[Stanwell]

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Looks like someone got in before you, Charlie - seems she's already wearing one.*

*If you need to ask... don't.

[Buster Hyman]

Well, if it's made from Butter, how is it kept standing?...A pole you say? Well where is the pole...oh my giddy Aunt!!!

[Danny42C]

"One really doesn't care for that sort of thing"

[NutLoose]

Butter aye, and I suppose those are slurpak...

Scoring on the morrow..

[Danny42C]

"EU Butter Mountain, do you think, Dear ?".........."Could be, but it's gone a bit rancid, in one's opinion......"

[Danny42C]

"The Devil is in the Detail, don't you think ?"

[Buster Hyman]

Is it Butter Chicken?
Err, no Your Royal Highness...ummm, why do you ask?
Well, I can clearly see the giblets!