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Old 8th Dec 2013, 16:14
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Thank goodness for that ... Busters suppositories have arrived
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Old 8th Dec 2013, 16:17
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And this is the one that is going to "mysteriously" wind up on the roof of a house in East Sussex
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Old 8th Dec 2013, 16:23
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^^^ ^^^
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Old 8th Dec 2013, 16:29
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Big Pistons Forever and his Canadian mates try something a little more sturdy than water filled condoms for their fire bombing
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Old 8th Dec 2013, 19:56
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Originally Posted by CoffmanStarter
Big Pistons Forever and his Canadian mates try something a little more sturdy than water filled condoms for their fire bombing
No this was rejected due to the resultant reduction in capacity.
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Old 8th Dec 2013, 20:23
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"BANG! Ha,ha, made you all jump again!"

Or:

"**** me, Bloggs, I've told you many times before, do not wear that noisy wristwatch when we're bombing up!"

"I'm not wearing a watch today, Sarge.....!"
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Old 8th Dec 2013, 20:32
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"Sarge; you know how the bomb dump is behind the WAAF block.... well this one's got a tide mark on it!"
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Old 8th Dec 2013, 20:32
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I'll kill that guy in the recruitment office. I specifically said I wanted to work in Bombay.
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Old 8th Dec 2013, 20:36
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Pilot "Are you sure you're a plumber? How many bombs are there?"

Cpl " 1, 2.....er,..5,...3..."

Pilots "OK, you're a plumber!"
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Old 8th Dec 2013, 22:03
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You're absolutely sure you know where Mitchell Johnson lives?
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Old 8th Dec 2013, 22:28
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Armourer "I didn't know they made nukes this small"

Pilot "Well, they do, and that Range Officer is going to regret giving me an 'unscorable at 12' in last month's bombing comp."
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Old 8th Dec 2013, 22:31
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"Have you ever questioned the need to paint "BOMB" on something which quite clearly resembles a bomb?"

Yessir.....saves having to paint everything else in the World with "Not A Bomb!"
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Old 9th Dec 2013, 00:02
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"CAREFUL ! the accountants have only bought us four this year".
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Old 9th Dec 2013, 00:42
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First run of the new Light & Easy express delivery service
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Old 9th Dec 2013, 06:58
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Old 9th Dec 2013, 07:01
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I say Gibby they don't look very bouncy do they
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Old 9th Dec 2013, 07:58
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Oh Christ! How can I tell which is the red wire & which is the blue wire in black & white?
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Old 9th Dec 2013, 08:19
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"This lot should sort bloody YODEL out"
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Old 9th Dec 2013, 09:58
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Careful now, I don't want the paint scratched
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Old 9th Dec 2013, 10:26
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An early version of Amazon's aerial delivery service.
It had to be called off after a 2 'special' packages for Los Alamos ended up in Japan. 'Mislabeling by the shipper' was the official cause.





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