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Old 29th Nov 2013, 16:15
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Hoskins demonstrates the Aircraft's Maneuverability by executing a high turn rate Pylon Turn.


Or.....


Bloggs, not being prepared for the excess of power, experienced some difficulty in maintaining aircraft control.
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Old 29th Nov 2013, 16:33
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"Not bad Birt, that was 4 inches. clean it up, break break Smudge you're up, remember touch the deck and your out, 4 inches to beat!!"
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Old 29th Nov 2013, 16:34
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"Yes, it's a very good lead-in trainer for the Chipmunk".
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Old 29th Nov 2013, 20:46
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"Hoskins, if you miss it one more time, we'll have to cancel the Picking Up the Handkerchief Off the Grass act at the At Home day next week".
 
Old 29th Nov 2013, 20:47
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"This thing needs full afterburner just to taxi to the left???"
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Old 29th Nov 2013, 23:21
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But Boss the tower said "expedite to the next left turn off" .....
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Old 29th Nov 2013, 23:22
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Flt Lt Bloggins was determined to win the unofficial "lowest roll ever" trophy
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Old 29th Nov 2013, 23:31
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When the RAF said they were going to toss him 1 day before he became eligible for a pension, Flt Lt Bloggins said to himself "what the hell I may as well go for it !"
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Old 29th Nov 2013, 23:39
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You mean this one BPF



Back to the competition
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Old 29th Nov 2013, 23:43
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Flt Lt Bloggs entry into the wall pissing comp was going to be hard to beat.
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Old 30th Nov 2013, 00:02
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"Excuse me mister, why do they have a Saint on the tail?"
"Because they need the patients of one to get it airborne son"
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Old 30th Nov 2013, 00:10
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Hmmm, yes, the squeaking noise isn't coming from the left gear either...let's try the nose next.
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Old 30th Nov 2013, 07:14
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What fuel imbalance?
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Old 30th Nov 2013, 07:34
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Old 30th Nov 2013, 11:23
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Whoa!...Almost hit that yellow tower thingy. THAT'S Airmanship son!
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Old 30th Nov 2013, 14:02
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"Boss wants to see You"

(closely followed by...)

"I just sneezed, Boss - honest !"

or

"There was this wasp in the cockpit...."
 
Old 30th Nov 2013, 21:48
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Oh crap! We've landed on that short, but wide, runway again! TOGA!
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Old 30th Nov 2013, 21:57
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"Let's show them what this puppy can do, leaf blowers to maximum"
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Old 30th Nov 2013, 22:27
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"Bloggs....one does the Field Sobriety Test BEFORE getting into the aircraft!"
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Old 30th Nov 2013, 22:50
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'Zounds, Sire, my Charger has lost a Shoe !"
 



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